Shameless Self-Promotion

Here they go again. anything to win, indulging in shameless self-promotion. layin’ it on thick, makin’ sure it sticks, slappin’ it on like lotion. “click my stuff, and I’ll click yours too. wanna feel like the best even though it ain’t true?” back n’ forth complements are so self defeating. inflating other’s heads for praise is a blatant way of cheating. “do unto others” but don’t lie, to boost their ego. misleading them to raise their hopes should clearly be illegal. no need to read a word of their work while scratching their backs bare. skimmin’ skippin’ scannin’… all’s fair in tactical warfare. poets thought to be adored while chewin’ truth’s gristle. before you swallow, broke a tooth that hurt like a damn lit missile. feeding on lines with hidden agendas is worse than bein’ ignored. cuz’ when you find copy n’ pasted comments, your hopes are sadly floored. how about reading and endorsing work you actually enjoy, instead of feedin’ folks a line of crap laced with praise and “atta-boys!”