Shakespeare Interviewed On Jimmy Fallon

He comes out to the orchestral suite of William Walton's Henry V 
Refuses to shake hands with Jimmy
Sits unemotional on the plush armchair 

I'm the technician running the cameras
Standing with a clipboard and head-set 
Rousing the studio audience 

Before agreeing to go on the show
He'd signed an understanding that said 
He'd refuse to play Lip Sync Battle

He welcomed the make-up, but was 
Seemingly agitated with the microphone
Up through the ruff 

He sips the concoction that he first
Examined with suspicion and continues
To wear the provided sunglasses

That were deemed a solution to the bright lights
But also the dark glasses contain the secrets in his eyes
The ones he cannot disguise

After his disaster of an interview
I hand him this poem and after reading it
He suddenly shows an interest in playing Slapjack
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Rodrigues Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 9:25 AM
Enjoyed! Lots of refusals…shaking hand of the host, playing Lip Synch Battle…the suspicious concoction and dark glasses.
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