Shady Sadie

Just a saggy-sad dumbfounded Basset Hound Got claimed at the doggone-it lost puppy pound Just hangin' out now and nosing around Waiting for my supper to get back from town Hooray! A dog's life for an ole' English lass Can't hear very good, my rep's rather jaded Sprawl out by a tree where it's cooler and shaded Spread eagle, ya' know? Who cares, I been spaded (I just rolled in something bio-degraded) Ah so! A dog's life for an ole' English lass My pack leaders walk on their hind-quarter parts Go figure how they mastered THAT get-around art I tried it once ( No it weren't very smart) Threw out my back, God bless my British heart Sacre bleu! A dog's life for an ole' English lass Ah ha! Do I hear the purring of a car? Door slamming, uh-oh, this is rather bizarre The big one is carrying that smelly little bar! C'est la...Wait! That's French (What a POODLE I are) Blimey! A dog's life for an ole' English Lass 7/6/2012 For Tanya Harrington's "Dog Gone Tales" contest