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Serious Banking Crisis In Britain

I read it in the press today The guys in Britain must have all turned gay The local sperm bank is in need of ‘funds’ Only nine donors, guess other men have shunned I thought the men would be dashing to deposit Looks like they are all hiding in the closet! Poem penned after reading this article http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/31/britains-national-sperm-bank-wants-men-to-prove-their-manhood 01~09~15

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 9/8/2015 6:14:00 PM

Well, you got me by surprise on this one and fooled me. I was wondering why I hadn't heard about the actual banking crisis when I read the title. What could have possibly caused this shortage? Perhaps they hired an ugly receptionist.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/9/2015 1:03:00 AM

Ha ha I love your parting line Duke - I do love to pull people in with my titles:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 9/7/2015 2:45:00 AM

You are so mean!!!! I read the title and had my funny comment all ready to be posted, but on nooooo!!! I shall have to come up with a new one. Well to be fair bankers now do all live in CONDOMiniums !!! LOL Wow I pulled out a save here!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/7/2015 8:22:00 AM

Ha ha ha at least you didn't pull out at the last minute lol:-) I couldn't resist the title lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 9/3/2015 7:37:00 AM

Jan LOLS!!!! :D heheheh,, thanks much for commenting..~Olive Eloisa

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2015 7:43:00 AM

LOL thanks Olive. can see from the pic what an amazing time you and James have had:-) hugs Jan xx

Debbie Duncan

Date: 9/3/2015 1:37:00 AM

I like this very much, I will have to read the guardian.com story :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2015 3:22:00 AM

Thanks Debbie:-) hugs Jan xx

Thomas Martin

Date: 9/2/2015 4:30:00 PM

ROFL good one Jan! Enjoyed the humor immensely!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 4:32:00 PM

Thanks Thomas:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 9/2/2015 3:09:00 PM

Jan, fun write, so VISUAL and thanks for visiting my poem, dark darks .... ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 3:13:00 PM

I daren't put a proper image with it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 9/2/2015 10:04:00 AM

Wonderful , Jan, the humor is great. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 10:10:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 9/2/2015 6:36:00 AM

Be certain about it! We have capitals control only in money. Ha-ha.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 6:37:00 AM

LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 9/2/2015 4:54:00 AM

Absolutely hilarious and true! Probably there are "capitals control" in the banking system, dear Jan! Ha-ha! A seven

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 6:27:00 AM

LOL:-) I'm sure the hunky Greek men would have been queuing up to make their deposits:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/1/2015 7:58:00 PM

G'day Jan... perhaps there's a need to advertise on telly. If they are in a closet Jan I think their most sensitive part would be their ears - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 9/2/2015 3:33:00 AM

LOL Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard D Seal

Date: 9/1/2015 6:33:00 PM

Maybe they are making their deposits elsewhere, somewhere where they can see their 'cash' grow lol. Anyway nowt surprises me about Brum lol. Take care, Richard

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2015 6:36:00 PM

LOL Richard... I was actually born in Birmingham so when I read this story I had to pen a poem:-) lol:-) hugs Jan xx