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Self-Motivated Santa--Bawdy, Revised

St. Nick took his little blue pill, then lay there, prepared for a thrill. He wasn’t aware his wife wasn’t there. The chance of "Ho ho ho" was nil. December 13, 2021 entered in Andrea Dietrich's Limerick Contest

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Mike Gentile

Date: 12/29/2021 4:44:00 AM

At its bawdy best this is Janice!! I loved it and its Ho, Ho, Ho! Congratulations xxoo and Happy New Year!

Christuraj Alex

Date: 12/27/2021 4:07:00 AM

Great escape. Interesting write. Congratulations!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/26/2021 9:38:00 PM

Congratulations on your win , Janice , great limerick . Hugs Eve

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/26/2021 2:05:00 PM

I love this ending! Sooooo funny Janice. I am happy to see it receive a podium trophy win. Congratulations! Blessings

Brian Sambourne

Date: 12/25/2021 4:24:00 PM

Funny, creative, original. A bawdy bauble of chuckles. Congratulations! Brian

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/24/2021 7:50:00 PM

Lol! Janice, This is hilarious, I laughed out loud reading it. Congratulations on your winning write. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/24/2021 6:39:00 PM

Trying to plan a ho ho ho evening falls flat! Congrats!

Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/24/2021 7:04:00 PM

Thanks so much, Kim! Janice

Susan Ashley

Date: 12/24/2021 6:04:00 PM

Hahaha! Poor Santa, with no “ho ho ho”! Such a great limerick, Janice. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan

Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/24/2021 7:05:00 PM

Thanks so much, Susan. Janice

Terry Flood

Date: 12/24/2021 4:31:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Janice. Have a great Christmas, Terry

Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/24/2021 5:00:00 PM

Thanks, Terry! Merry Christmas to you too! Janice

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2021 4:05:00 PM

SO cute, Janice. The beat was just a tiny bit off in last line or this would have been a sure second to Jan's first place. BIG congrats on your win and Merry Christmas.

Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/24/2021 4:18:00 PM

Thanks a million for sponsoring and for my win, Andrea!! Merry Christmas and happy New Year. Janice