Seinfeld Sonnet

Two days without a serviceable poem.
I think it is crunch time again. 
My brain appears to be out on loan. 
This is no way to gain poetic fame!

What will the subject be? Hatred of war,
or some deep down personal hidden fear?
Maybe a philosophical riff, far
from the everyday world? Maybe the year

so far, as I see it, with trenchant wit, 
yeah, dream on, your wit is in very short
supply nowadays. Would you know it
if it bit you? Faking it will mean court

for false advertising. You're the Seinfeld
of poets. Sonnets made from nothing, your field!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Dietrich Avatar
March 2, 2017 at 8:04 PM
I like this one. I like Seinfeld too!!
Rodrigues Avatar
March 1, 2017 at 12:17 PM
Fun sonnet! It's about nothing! But the gang is still holding out for bucko bucks!
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