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Screw Pd I'M the Master Slammer, Anyone Who Disagrees Is An Ass Kisser

sorry that its taken a while making you wait is not my style even though im the top of the pile everyone praises your slams it makes me sick PD you can suck on my wit they fear you for no reason cut the head off the queen, thats treason lets play barbies. i'll be ken you should leave this poetry lark to the men i'm hot i'm a wheel i'll rob and i'll steal anything you say bounces off my skin the only outcome is a danny win i just don't think you stand a chance in hell you just cant slam that well you try and rhyme on this line but the next you dont at all that may suit an amateur just fine but thats were fake slammers fall down down to the ground i'll slap your ass around and round your old and frail i slam so hard i make you fail better collect your pension whilst i alleviate the tension oh im sorry you probably dont comprehend with incredible grammar this slam i'll end you might as well give up trying to comeback my hot wheels own the track even though i wont get as many views i know i win, so F you if you can beat this slam i'll be surprised so cross your t's and dot your i's you get silver i win gold i've got my youth and you're mighty old.

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Date: 5/23/2014 6:53:00 PM
baby f word...LOL
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Date: 7/17/2010 4:40:00 PM
okay Daniel how about slamming me in a real contest,,like the one everyone is slamming me in,, do not be left out you hate my gut,,,got my slam for you,, but i will wait to see if you can beat all them good slams commin in to me,..laters hotrod...p.d.
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Date: 7/8/2010 8:19:00 PM
Well Danny lets see what PD comes up with! You've got my vote for now!~Tirzah~
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Date: 7/8/2010 7:09:00 PM
Awesome but not so cleaver..He he hehe on the age thing. Well honestly this is to easy who cares you had to use the baby F. word on me. What a laugh, by the way Danny wheres the slam hu hu hu! Than you say i can not slam. All i see is some young punk with love issues. Kidding kidding i have no need to diss you. I will TAG you later when I am bored..Right now i am enjouing myself,..P.D.
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