Winged Warrior Poet Limerick

Scary-Tom Dick and Harry

There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might guess
And scare the pants off of Mary.

So the silly spooks Tom, Dick & Harry
Who in their own way were ready to marry
So they each had a turn
Distilled with heartburn
To see who could pop Mary’s cherry.

Now who was the one to win over this cheeky chick
For they all tried really hard with a prickly trick
But Marry had the last laugh
When she gandered the scary staff
At the monster of Tom’s Harry ______.



...the last word is 'stick'...geez! people...come on now lol...all in good fun!



Sept.19.2018
Scary or Spooky poem
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin


N/A for contest

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Paul Callus September 21, 2018 at 4:34 PM This is funny, WW...and that gif is superb! Regards // paul

Arthur Vaso September 21, 2018 at 11:40 AM LOL this is hilarious, loved it.

Charles Messina September 21, 2018 at 6:46 AM Damn, I thought the last word was "Slick" as in this poem...lol Fun write WW good luck in the contest Love and stick. Charlie

M. L. Kiser September 20, 2018 at 5:34 PM Ooh...now that's a real pickle he end up in...great and funny limerick.

Silent One September 20, 2018 at 9:53 AM Hahaha... This is excellent..

Kim Rodrigues September 19, 2018 at 4:38 PM Funny

Tom Cunningham September 19, 2018 at 12:28 PM Haha loved it, of course I knew you meant stick. Good luck w.w Ps, I have no connections to the Tom in this verse. Lol

Lisa Ricci September 19, 2018 at 12:06 PM Good Afternoon Winged. The description of romance and your title were inviting to turn the page. First, Mary will always win (lol). Second, The utilization of Betty Boop was excellent for she is fabulous and so flamboyant. I adore her and she so fit your entry and words. Last but not least best of luck with the contest. May this day find you Tom Dick and Harry and yes Mary well.

Brandy Nicole September 19, 2018 at 11:41 AM Oh my!! You certainly have a way with words. You know how to make me blush, smile and giggle, all at the same time. :) Love your thoughts WW, because they are filled with naughty playfulness, silly fun. Of course it is 'Stick' I knew that. Lol. You are sooooo Clever and Creative. :) Brandy

Chris Green September 19, 2018 at 11:34 AM That was funny and I was thinking "stick" all along. : ) Oh wait. is my nose growing...what's up with that? : ) Funny my friend.

Vijay Pandit September 19, 2018 at 11:22 AM A funny write WW..good humor..though a bit on the verge of x rated. You always come up with something original..best for a win, WW.