Say Something Funny

Sir ! say something funny , the little boy said . 'Cause Mom is now dying and Daddy is dead . Grandad has piles and he can't sit down . Gran's on a bender , somewhere on the town . The dog just had kittens , and the hen , she wont lay . The toilet is flooded and the rent we can't pay . My brother has acne ; picking pimples all week . The goldfish can't swim and the budgie wont speak . My best funny friend , just sits with a frown . My frog has just croaked it , my last duck just drowned . My Y~fronts need changing after 3 months or more . I've got ire on my thighs from the skidmarks galore . My red nose is running and my sleeve is green blue . There's a hole in my sock and 2 more in my shoe . Sister Sue's on the game and she's got a bad rash . She's making the bucks , but spending the cash . My invisable friend , disappeared late last night . Saying , he must see a Shrink , I have made him uptight . Our Priest got the last rites ; the new Vicar just sinned . She breaks with tradition and also breaks wind ! But apart from all that , things aint so bad . My corns still flake and happyhour aint so sad . So please Sir ! say something funny to unmask this frown ....... " GET LOST , you bad penny !! . I need a good ... long ... liedown ."