Save the Human Race Today

If the human race depended on me to survive
We'd all soon be extinct
Because you need two to tango
Making it harder to get someone pregnant
Than you think.

I suppose I could open a sperm bank
But the interest rate I guess would be low
I have everything
But women still don't want to know
The one's I meet just want a bit of fun
But I need more and say no.

My mothers friends bless her
Loved me
They'd say if I was just a bit younger
I'd really go for him
But when they are in their 70's and 80's
I'd rather find a big deep hole and jump straight in
Nothing against older women
But at that age I couldn't see us working out together at the gym.

Women have always said I'd make a good husband
But I'm too nice for my own good
Women want bad boys
And I'm just not good enough.

Well. you can call me old fashioned
But I'm a cursed romantic at heart
Had my heart broken too many times
And my world ripped apart.

Everything I do today ends in failure
And turns to dust
I'm a handsome knight in armour
Covered in rust.

So come on Ladies your chance to save the human race today
And put a smile on this man's face before I'm too old and grey
It's so lonely here in my castle
A king without a Queen
I don't want to die alone
A useless hasbeen.


Peter Dome. Copyright.2015. June.

Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2015

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