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If the human race depended on me to survive
We'd all soon be extinct
Because you need two to tango
Making it harder to get someone pregnant
Than you think.

I suppose I could open a sperm bank
But the interest rate I guess would be low
I have everything
But women still don't want to know
The one's I meet just want a bit of fun
But I need more and say no.

My mothers friends bless her
Loved me
They'd say if I was just a bit younger
I'd really go for him
But when they are in their 70's and 80's
I'd rather find a big deep hole and jump straight in
Nothing against older women
But at that age I couldn't see us working out together at the gym.

Women have always said I'd make a good husband
But I'm too nice for my own good
Women want bad boys
And I'm just not good enough.

Well. you can call me old fashioned
But I'm a cursed romantic at heart
Had my heart broken too many times
And my world ripped apart.

Everything I do today ends in failure
And turns to dust
I'm a handsome knight in armour
Covered in rust.

So come on Ladies your chance to save the human race today
And put a smile on this man's face before I'm too old and grey
It's so lonely here in my castle
A king without a Queen
I don't want to die alone
A useless hasbeen.


Peter Dome. Copyright.2015. June.

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