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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required If the human race depended on me to survive We'd all soon be extinct Because you need two to tango Making it harder to get someone pregnant Than you think. I suppose I could open a sperm bank But the interest rate I guess would be low I have everything But women still don't want to know The one's I meet just want a bit of fun But I need more and say no. My mothers friends bless her Loved me They'd say if I was just a bit younger I'd really go for him But when they are in their 70's and 80's I'd rather find a big deep hole and jump straight in Nothing against older women But at that age I couldn't see us working out together at the gym. Women have always said I'd make a good husband But I'm too nice for my own good Women want bad boys And I'm just not good enough. Well. you can call me old fashioned But I'm a cursed romantic at heart Had my heart broken too many times And my world ripped apart. Everything I do today ends in failure And turns to dust I'm a handsome knight in armour Covered in rust. So come on Ladies your chance to save the human race today And put a smile on this man's face before I'm too old and grey It's so lonely here in my castle A king without a Queen I don't want to die alone A useless hasbeen. Peter Dome. Copyright.2015. June.
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