Santa Probs

Santa Probs It was late Christmas Eve I had gone to bed With visions of sugar plums in my head Santa was sitting at the foot of my bed I looked at him and then he said I’ve got a team of reindeer and they all need fed I’ve got a woman at home that thinks I only like red I’ve got tiny little men that follow me around I’m the laughin stock when I go to town There is one thing that really needs switchin Milk and cookies are good but there’s a turkey in the kitchen I pull up to a truck and this is what I hear Who’s that man in the sled being pulled by deer? There’s no window on the sleigh so that means no wipers IT" just goes in my eyes cause deer don’t wear diapers But there’s no problem keeping my beard white Because I’m flyin through the air and its snowin at night When he finally had to leave he gave my back a little SLAP He flew off into the a night dodging Reindeer CRAP