Santa Probs

Santa Probs       

It was late Christmas Eve I had gone to bed

With visions of sugar plums in my head

Santa was sitting at the foot of my bed 

I looked at him and then he said

I’ve got a team of reindeer and they all need fed

I’ve got a woman at home that thinks I only like red
 
I’ve got tiny little men that follow me around 

I’m the laughin stock when I go to town 

There is one thing that really needs switchin 

Milk and cookies are good but there’s a turkey in the kitchen

I pull up to a truck and this is what I hear

Who’s that man in the sled being pulled by deer?

There’s no window on the sleigh so that means no wipers 

IT" just goes in my eyes cause deer don’t wear diapers 

But there’s no problem keeping my beard white

Because I’m flyin through the air and its snowin at night

When he finally had to leave he gave my back a little SLAP

He flew off into the a night dodging Reindeer CRAP

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 1/24/2016 9:23:00 PM
mack, congratulations on your win!!! XOX ~LINDA~
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Date: 1/13/2016 8:24:00 PM
A belated congrats on your 8th place finish in my contest. Love your light-hearted/twisted take on the holiday.
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Date: 1/13/2016 6:16:00 AM
Hi Mack. Congrats for your placement in the contest!
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Date: 1/13/2016 12:50:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning work mack!!
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Date: 1/13/2016 12:01:00 AM
mack, Congrats on your awesome win. Love SKAT :)
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Date: 12/29/2015 10:17:00 PM
It seems that even Santa has problems. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 12/29/2015 10:43:00 PM
Thank you Joyce.
Date: 12/29/2015 6:11:00 PM
MACK, Congratulations on your nice win. Enjoy the coming year..... SKAT
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Date: 12/28/2015 7:07:00 PM
Congratulations Mack.
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Date: 12/24/2015 6:56:00 AM
Another great poem Mack love your sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/23/2015 9:36:00 AM
Mack, fun to read, rhyming well done, and welcome to poetry soup, hope you enjoy the journey, if I can ever help, do not hesitate to contact me, Constance, I love this 7 ~
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Date: 12/20/2015 12:51:00 AM
Mack, WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy Poetry Soup:) Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 12/20/2015 4:17:00 PM
I have not seen that contest yet Mack, :) call me LINDA
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Mack Toler
Date: 12/20/2015 2:05:00 AM
Thanks Destroyer; any info on Jingle contest would be great.
Date: 12/19/2015 1:54:00 PM
Hi Mack, Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" * Enjoy the Christmas Holidays and New Year, with your new Poetic family. SKAT
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