Santa Loses His Naughty Nice List

Santa's official list had vanished into thin air the elves and the Mrs. searching in vain he couldn't lie and say it was eaten by a polar bear their throbbing headaches feeling the pain, Mrs. Claus and the elves interrogated poor Santa desperate to find out where he laid his list Mrs. Claus's blood shot eyes were like daggers with Santa's right eye starting to twitch, Finally Mrs. Claus said I think I know I did a load of wash the other day let me search the washer and dryer so we might find the list without anymore delay, So into the laundry room she went opening each door she thoroughly inspected to find Santas list caught in the dryer lint vent having left it in his back pocket as she suspected, Both joyful that the list was still in good shape after being spun, washed and dried they decided to make extra copies just in case the important list went for another spin cycle ride. 11-29-17