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Santa Loses His Naughty Nice List

Santa's official list had vanished into thin air
the elves and the Mrs. searching in vain
he couldn't lie and say it was eaten by a polar bear
their throbbing headaches feeling the pain,

Mrs. Claus and the elves interrogated poor Santa
desperate to find out where he laid his list
Mrs. Claus's blood shot eyes were like daggers
with Santa's right eye starting to twitch,

Finally Mrs. Claus said I think I know
I did a load of wash the other day
let me search the washer and dryer so
we might find the list without anymore delay,

So into the laundry room she went
opening each door she thoroughly inspected
to find Santas list caught in the dryer lint vent
having left it in his back pocket as she suspected,

Both joyful that the list was still in good shape
after being spun, washed and dried
they decided to make extra copies just in case
the important list went for another spin cycle ride.

11-29-17

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Date: 2/5/2018 3:08:00 AM
Original and nice rhythm, Great job Cheryl.
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cheryl hoffman
Date: 2/5/2018 8:07:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Normie; Appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 12/5/2017 2:18:00 PM
Very nice story Cheryl....enjoyed
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Date: 12/5/2017 8:06:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Joseph; appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 12/2/2017 7:14:00 PM
Cheryl, I enjoyed reading this wonderful, cute story. Best of luck. John
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cheryl hoffman
Date: 12/2/2017 7:26:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit John; appreciate it!~Che :)
Date: 11/30/2017 9:54:00 PM
I'm loving this one Cheryl. I think we may be kindred spirits! I love your imagination, please keep up the good work!..................Patrick
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cheryl hoffman
Date: 11/30/2017 11:05:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Pat; we could very well be! Your imagination isn't too shabby either my friend!~Che :)
Date: 11/30/2017 6:25:00 AM
Oh dear, great story telling! Always important to make extra copies!
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cheryl hoffman
Date: 11/30/2017 7:37:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Silent One; much appreciate it!~Che :)