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SANTA FREEZE What is afoot is what made Santa freeze — Not the normal chimney smell in the breeze. This must be a joke! He hates these old folks! Instead of socks Granny hung her undies. 11/29/2018 *contest does not require meter so I took some liberty :)

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Date: 12/5/2018 10:43:00 PM
Love that last line. Great limerick, and congrats on your win, Kim! :) gw
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Date: 12/2/2018 8:21:00 PM
I'll pass on being Santa this year...lol Congrats on your win, Andrea!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/2/2018 9:40:00 PM
Thank you, Charles! ...Kim
Date: 12/2/2018 4:42:00 PM
thanks for the giggle Kim:-) many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/2/2018 6:26:00 PM
Thank you, Jan!
Date: 12/2/2018 2:12:00 PM
Ha ha, very cute, congratulations on your win!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/2/2018 2:32:00 PM
Thank you, Tania!
Date: 12/2/2018 12:12:00 PM
Oh, sooo cute! Had to laugh at the thought of Granny drying her undies in the chimney, Kim. Competition for this contest was awesome and you did a great job. Thanks for supporting the contest with your witty verse. Hugs, Carolyn
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/2/2018 2:33:00 PM
Thank you, Carolyn!
Date: 11/29/2018 11:17:00 PM
G'day Kim … I can see why he doesn't like old folk - thanks for the chuckle Kim - Lindsay
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/30/2018 6:11:00 AM
Glad I could make you chuckle! :)
Date: 11/29/2018 7:50:00 PM
santa freeze?...eh! put him with frosty ...call him snowballs
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/29/2018 7:55:00 PM
:)
Date: 11/29/2018 12:04:00 PM
Ha, they'll probably hold more than some old stocking. : )
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/29/2018 12:07:00 PM
LOL! Quite a stinker, right?!
Date: 11/29/2018 10:47:00 AM
Haha ,Maybe be he brought fresh undies . Good luck. Tom.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/29/2018 10:59:00 AM
LOL...perhaps a coal soak?
Date: 11/29/2018 10:42:00 AM
Oh my Kim! LOL Well done :)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/29/2018 10:59:00 AM
Thanks, Heidi!
Date: 11/29/2018 9:50:00 AM
LOL!!! Awesome ;p xomo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 11/29/2018 9:52:00 AM
Thanks, Maureen!

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