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SANTA CLAUS

Poor fat old Santa Claus Had smelly grey dirty drawers His wife boiled them in the wash They’re baggy now, so his balls don’t squash 12~04~14 Contest: Christmas Clerihew Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 2nd place

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Date: 12/26/2014 10:48:00 PM
Jan, Congratulations on your "Christmas Character Clerihew" :) LINDA
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/27/2014 6:13:00 AM
Thanks so much Linda so good to have you back:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/22/2014 2:52:00 AM
Funniest write Jan-love-rajat
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/22/2014 4:15:00 AM
thanks Rajat:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/21/2014 4:46:00 PM
Nor his bells! Way to go with this funny write, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/21/2014 4:47:00 PM
lol thanks David:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 9:30:00 PM
Hahaha....Congratulations on your win, oh Jan your so funny Blessings and Merry Christmas my friend
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM
Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 PM
Hi Jan, congratulation on you win for this funny Santa Claus poem! Made me laugh!! Hugs, Sandra
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM
Thanks so much Sandra:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 1:53:00 PM
Wonderful and interesting piece,Jan..Lovely write..Congrats on your win...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 1:56:00 PM
Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 10:02:00 AM
Congratulations on your huge breasts oops sorry I meant on your huge rack, Darn, I meant on your huge WIN! Finnaly I don't know what's wrong with me today whatever it is I hope tits okay!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM
LOl Hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 9:58:00 AM
This is still my favorite Jan, I guess I love Santa's Balls!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM
Me too LOl Hugs jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM
Congrats! Happy holidays..BG
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM
Many thanks Barbara:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM
Hi Jan, Very funny. Very 7. Great win! Have a wonderful week end. Earl
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM
Thanks Earl - will do my best to keep smiling:-) just posted a poem it started of as humourous and got posted then i had a re-think and its serious now but I am pleased with the way it turned out - amazing how your muse takes control but I had to go with the flow with this one!:-)Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 8:41:00 AM
haha...nice one Jan...congrats on your win
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 AM
Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 8:23:00 AM
Now, THAT is hilariously witty, Jan!!! Lol!!! Congrats, my friend!.. Hugs... Arlene
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 8:33:00 AM
Thanks Arlene it is the first one I have ever written so I am so delighted to have placed so highly:-) Hugs jan x
Date: 12/20/2014 7:52:00 AM
Wow, Congratulations on your big win! XOXO
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 7:56:00 AM
Thanks so much for your support and friendship Brenda I do appreciate it so much:-) hugs Jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 6:58:00 AM
The undies were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas they would soon wear. Congratulations on your top winner!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 7:29:00 AM
Thanks so much Roy:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 12/20/2014 6:16:00 AM
Well done Jan...a most lovely second place!! Your humour deserves due merit! Congratulations:) hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 7:28:00 AM
Thanks so much Paul I do try and write with wit whenever i can:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 4:35:00 AM
This made me laugh,congrats on the win Jan....huggs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 4:41:00 AM
many thanks kayod5:-) Hugs jan xx
Date: 12/20/2014 4:26:00 AM
Should reduce the itching too. Congrats to you Jan,.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM
lol thanks Rob:-) Hugs jan x
Date: 12/20/2014 4:06:00 AM
I enjoyed the humor with a smile, congratulations on the win, Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM
Thanks so much Dr Mehta:-) hugs jan x
Date: 12/20/2014 3:35:00 AM
This one is a real hoot, I see why it was at the top of the winner's list Jan. Big congrats on your win.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM
Thanks Connie:-) Hugs Jan x
Date: 12/20/2014 12:48:00 AM
I really loved the humor of yours, Jan. I think humorous writing is one of your fortes, for SURE. Congratulations, dearie.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/20/2014 2:34:00 AM
ooh must check my placement and thanks :-) Hugs jan xxx
Date: 12/11/2014 5:32:00 PM
Freedom for those parts..Cute one..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/14/2014 3:38:00 AM
Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/5/2014 12:32:00 PM
Eyes wide shut seeing Santa arriving. Chuckles aplenty this evening. Good luck in the contest Jan, James xxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/5/2014 12:36:00 PM
I may pen another one for the contest but this is the most amusing one so far:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/5/2014 11:34:00 AM
Oh the imagery is rife here...brilliant Jan made my day...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/5/2014 11:38:00 AM
Thanks Harry:-) Hugs jan xxx
Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM
Interesting write about Santa, cheri
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/5/2014 10:54:00 AM
thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan x
Date: 12/5/2014 9:21:00 AM
LOL Jan, I hope he can still deliver my presents!! Take care Kevin
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM
He's not coming to my house this year! Hugs jan xx
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