Santa Claus

Poor fat old Santa Claus Had smelly grey dirty drawers His wife boiled them in the wash They’re baggy now, so his balls don’t squash 12~04~14 Contest: Christmas Clerihew Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 2nd place
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A   Avatar
December 26, 2014 at 10:48 PM
Jan, Congratulations on your "Christmas Character Clerihew" :) LINDA
Allison Avatar
December 27, 2014 at 6:13 AM
Thanks so much Linda so good to have you back:-) Hugs jan xx
Chakrabarty Avatar
December 22, 2014 at 2:52 AM
Funniest write Jan-love-rajat
Allison Avatar
December 22, 2014 at 4:15 AM
thanks Rajat:-) Hugs jan xx
Fisher Avatar
December 21, 2014 at 4:46 PM
Nor his bells! Way to go with this funny write, Jan.
Allison Avatar
December 21, 2014 at 4:47 PM
lol thanks David:-) Hugs jan xx
Roper Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 9:30 PM
Hahaha....Congratulations on your win, oh Jan your so funny Blessings and Merry Christmas my friend
Allison Avatar
December 21, 2014 at 4:22 AM
Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Haight Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:46 PM
Hi Jan, congratulation on you win for this funny Santa Claus poem! Made me laugh!! Hugs, Sandra
Allison Avatar
December 21, 2014 at 4:22 AM
Thanks so much Sandra:-) Hugs jan xx
Arowolo Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 1:53 PM
Wonderful and interesting piece,Jan..Lovely write..Congrats on your win...
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 1:56 PM
Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx
Yvonne Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 10:02 AM
Congratulations on your huge breasts oops sorry I meant on your huge rack, Darn, I meant on your huge WIN! Finnaly I don't know what's wrong with me today whatever it is I hope tits okay!
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 10:40 AM
LOl Hugs Jan xx
Yvonne Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 9:58 AM
This is still my favorite Jan, I guess I love Santa's Balls!
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 10:40 AM
Me too LOl Hugs jan xxx
Schumacker Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:44 AM
Hi Jan, Very funny. Very 7. Great win! Have a wonderful week end. Earl
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:48 AM
Thanks Earl - will do my best to keep smiling:-) just posted a poem it started of as humourous and got posted then i had a re-think and its serious now but I am pleased with the way it turned out - amazing how your muse takes control but I had to go with the flow with this one!:-)Hugs Jan xxx
Gorelick Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:44 AM
Congrats! Happy holidays..BG
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:48 AM
Many thanks Barbara:-) Hugs Jan xxx
May Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:41 AM
haha...nice one Jan...congrats on your win
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:46 AM
Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs jan xxx
Smith Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:23 AM
Now, THAT is hilariously witty, Jan!!! Lol!!! Congrats, my friend!.. Hugs... Arlene
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 8:33 AM
Thanks Arlene it is the first one I have ever written so I am so delighted to have placed so highly:-) Hugs jan x
Meier-Hans Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 7:52 AM
Wow, Congratulations on your big win! XOXO
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 7:56 AM
Thanks so much for your support and friendship Brenda I do appreciate it so much:-) hugs Jan xxx
Jerden Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 6:58 AM
The undies were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas they would soon wear. Congratulations on your top winner!
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 7:29 AM
Thanks so much Roy:-) Hugs Jan xxx
Callus Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 6:16 AM
Well done Jan...a most lovely second place!! Your humour deserves due merit! Congratulations:) hugs // paul
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 7:28 AM
Thanks so much Paul I do try and write with wit whenever i can:-) Hugs jan xx
Kayode Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:35 AM
This made me laugh,congrats on the win Jan....huggs
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:41 AM
many thanks kayod5:-) Hugs jan xx
Mehta Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:06 AM
I enjoyed the humor with a smile, congratulations on the win, Jan
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:40 AM
Thanks so much Dr Mehta:-) hugs jan x
Marcum Wong Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 3:35 AM
This one is a real hoot, I see why it was at the top of the winner's list Jan. Big congrats on your win.
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 4:40 AM
Thanks Connie:-) Hugs Jan x
Dietrich Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 12:48 AM
I really loved the humor of yours, Jan. I think humorous writing is one of your fortes, for SURE. Congratulations, dearie.
Allison Avatar
December 20, 2014 at 2:34 AM
ooh must check my placement and thanks :-) Hugs jan xxx
Kendrick Avatar
December 11, 2014 at 5:32 PM
Freedom for those parts..Cute one..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
Allison Avatar
December 14, 2014 at 3:38 AM
Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx
Fraser Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 12:32 PM
Eyes wide shut seeing Santa arriving. Chuckles aplenty this evening. Good luck in the contest Jan, James xxx
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 12:36 PM
I may pen another one for the contest but this is the most amusing one so far:-) hugs jan xx
Horsman Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 11:34 AM
Oh the imagery is rife here...brilliant Jan made my day...
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 11:38 AM
Thanks Harry:-) Hugs jan xxx
Dunn Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 10:29 AM
Interesting write about Santa, cheri
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 10:54 AM
thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan x
Leake Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 9:21 AM
LOL Jan, I hope he can still deliver my presents!! Take care Kevin
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 10:29 AM
He's not coming to my house this year! Hugs jan xx
Kiser Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 1:44 AM
Okay, my sides are hurting. Santa's certainly having some problems this Christmas.
Allison Avatar
December 5, 2014 at 1:47 AM
Yes poor bloke - the one I wrote for the 'whats up with Santa' one is funny too - just hope he gets his 'issues' sorted out lols Hug Jan xx
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