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Santa Claus

Poor fat old Santa Claus Had smelly grey dirty drawers His wife boiled them in the wash They’re baggy now, so his balls don’t squash 12~04~14 Contest: Christmas Clerihew Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich ~awarded 2nd place

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/26/2014 10:48:00 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your "Christmas Character Clerihew" :) LINDA

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2014 6:13:00 AM

Thanks so much Linda so good to have you back:-) Hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

Date: 12/22/2014 2:52:00 AM

Funniest write Jan-love-rajat

Jan Allison
Date: 12/22/2014 4:15:00 AM

thanks Rajat:-) Hugs jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 12/21/2014 4:46:00 PM

Nor his bells! Way to go with this funny write, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2014 4:47:00 PM

lol thanks David:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/20/2014 9:30:00 PM

Hahaha....Congratulations on your win, oh Jan your so funny Blessings and Merry Christmas my friend

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM

Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 PM

Hi Jan, congratulation on you win for this funny Santa Claus poem! Made me laugh!! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM

Thanks so much Sandra:-) Hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 12/20/2014 1:53:00 PM

Wonderful and interesting piece,Jan..Lovely write..Congrats on your win...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 1:56:00 PM

Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/20/2014 10:02:00 AM

Congratulations on your huge breasts oops sorry I meant on your huge rack, Darn, I meant on your huge WIN! Finnaly I don't know what's wrong with me today whatever it is I hope tits okay!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM

LOl Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 12/20/2014 9:58:00 AM

This is still my favorite Jan, I guess I love Santa's Balls!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM

Me too LOl Hugs jan xxx

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM

Congrats! Happy holidays..BG

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM

Many thanks Barbara:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Earl Schumacker

Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM

Hi Jan, Very funny. Very 7. Great win! Have a wonderful week end. Earl

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM

Thanks Earl - will do my best to keep smiling:-) just posted a poem it started of as humourous and got posted then i had a re-think and its serious now but I am pleased with the way it turned out - amazing how your muse takes control but I had to go with the flow with this one!:-)Hugs Jan xxx

Joseph May

Date: 12/20/2014 8:41:00 AM

haha...nice one Jan...congrats on your win

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs jan xxx

Arlene Smith

Date: 12/20/2014 8:23:00 AM

Now, THAT is hilariously witty, Jan!!! Lol!!! Congrats, my friend!.. Hugs... Arlene

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 8:33:00 AM

Thanks Arlene it is the first one I have ever written so I am so delighted to have placed so highly:-) Hugs jan x

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 12/20/2014 7:52:00 AM

Wow, Congratulations on your big win! XOXO

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 7:56:00 AM

Thanks so much for your support and friendship Brenda I do appreciate it so much:-) hugs Jan xxx

Roy Jerden

Date: 12/20/2014 6:58:00 AM

The undies were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas they would soon wear. Congratulations on your top winner!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 7:29:00 AM

Thanks so much Roy:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/20/2014 6:16:00 AM

Well done Jan...a most lovely second place!! Your humour deserves due merit! Congratulations:) hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 7:28:00 AM

Thanks so much Paul I do try and write with wit whenever i can:-) Hugs jan xx

Kayod5 Kayode

Date: 12/20/2014 4:35:00 AM

This made me laugh,congrats on the win Jan....huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 4:41:00 AM

many thanks kayod5:-) Hugs jan xx

Rob Carmack

Date: 12/20/2014 4:26:00 AM

Should reduce the itching too. Congrats to you Jan,.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM

lol thanks Rob:-) Hugs jan x

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 12/20/2014 4:06:00 AM

I enjoyed the humor with a smile, congratulations on the win, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM

Thanks so much Dr Mehta:-) hugs jan x

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/20/2014 3:35:00 AM

This one is a real hoot, I see why it was at the top of the winner's list Jan. Big congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM

Thanks Connie:-) Hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/20/2014 12:48:00 AM

I really loved the humor of yours, Jan. I think humorous writing is one of your fortes, for SURE. Congratulations, dearie.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2014 2:34:00 AM

ooh must check my placement and thanks :-) Hugs jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/11/2014 5:32:00 PM

Freedom for those parts..Cute one..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 12/14/2014 3:38:00 AM

Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 12/5/2014 12:32:00 PM

Eyes wide shut seeing Santa arriving. Chuckles aplenty this evening. Good luck in the contest Jan, James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 12:36:00 PM

I may pen another one for the contest but this is the most amusing one so far:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/5/2014 11:34:00 AM

Oh the imagery is rife here...brilliant Jan made my day...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 11:38:00 AM

Thanks Harry:-) Hugs jan xxx

Cherl Dunn

Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM

Interesting write about Santa, cheri

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 10:54:00 AM

thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan x

Kevin Leake

Date: 12/5/2014 9:21:00 AM

LOL Jan, I hope he can still deliver my presents!! Take care Kevin

Jan Allison
Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM

He's not coming to my house this year! Hugs jan xx