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Santa Claus

Poor fat old Santa Claus
Had smelly grey dirty drawers
His wife boiled them in the wash
They’re baggy now, so his balls don’t squash

12~04~14
Contest: Christmas Clerihew
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 2nd place

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2014

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Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/26/2014 10:48:00 PM Jan, Congratulations on your "Christmas Character Clerihew" :) LINDA Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2014 6:13:00 AM Thanks so much Linda so good to have you back:-) Hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty Date: 12/22/2014 2:52:00 AM Funniest write Jan-love-rajat Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/22/2014 4:15:00 AM thanks Rajat:-) Hugs jan xx

David Fisher Date: 12/21/2014 4:46:00 PM Nor his bells! Way to go with this funny write, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 4:47:00 PM lol thanks David:-) Hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 12/20/2014 9:30:00 PM Hahaha....Congratulations on your win, oh Jan your so funny Blessings and Merry Christmas my friend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 PM Hi Jan, congratulation on you win for this funny Santa Claus poem! Made me laugh!! Hugs, Sandra Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 4:22:00 AM Thanks so much Sandra:-) Hugs jan xx

Olusegun Arowolo Date: 12/20/2014 1:53:00 PM Wonderful and interesting piece,Jan..Lovely write..Congrats on your win... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 1:56:00 PM Thanks so much Olusegun:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/20/2014 10:02:00 AM Congratulations on your huge breasts oops sorry I meant on your huge rack, Darn, I meant on your huge WIN! Finnaly I don't know what's wrong with me today whatever it is I hope tits okay! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM LOl Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/20/2014 9:58:00 AM This is still my favorite Jan, I guess I love Santa's Balls! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 10:40:00 AM Me too LOl Hugs jan xxx

Barbara Gorelick Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM Congrats! Happy holidays..BG Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM Many thanks Barbara:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Earl Schumacker Date: 12/20/2014 8:44:00 AM Hi Jan, Very funny. Very 7. Great win! Have a wonderful week end. Earl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 8:48:00 AM Thanks Earl - will do my best to keep smiling:-) just posted a poem it started of as humourous and got posted then i had a re-think and its serious now but I am pleased with the way it turned out - amazing how your muse takes control but I had to go with the flow with this one!:-)Hugs Jan xxx

Joseph May Date: 12/20/2014 8:41:00 AM haha...nice one Jan...congrats on your win Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 8:46:00 AM Thanks Joseph:-) Hugs jan xxx

Arlene Smith Date: 12/20/2014 8:23:00 AM Now, THAT is hilariously witty, Jan!!! Lol!!! Congrats, my friend!.. Hugs... Arlene Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 8:33:00 AM Thanks Arlene it is the first one I have ever written so I am so delighted to have placed so highly:-) Hugs jan x

Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 12/20/2014 7:52:00 AM Wow, Congratulations on your big win! XOXO Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 7:56:00 AM Thanks so much for your support and friendship Brenda I do appreciate it so much:-) hugs Jan xxx

Roy Jerden Date: 12/20/2014 6:58:00 AM The undies were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas they would soon wear. Congratulations on your top winner! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 7:29:00 AM Thanks so much Roy:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Paul Callus Date: 12/20/2014 6:16:00 AM Well done Jan...a most lovely second place!! Your humour deserves due merit! Congratulations:) hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 7:28:00 AM Thanks so much Paul I do try and write with wit whenever i can:-) Hugs jan xx

Kayod5 Kayode Date: 12/20/2014 4:35:00 AM This made me laugh,congrats on the win Jan....huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 4:41:00 AM many thanks kayod5:-) Hugs jan xx

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 12/20/2014 4:06:00 AM I enjoyed the humor with a smile, congratulations on the win, Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM Thanks so much Dr Mehta:-) hugs jan x

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/20/2014 3:35:00 AM This one is a real hoot, I see why it was at the top of the winner's list Jan. Big congrats on your win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 4:40:00 AM Thanks Connie:-) Hugs Jan x

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/20/2014 12:48:00 AM I really loved the humor of yours, Jan. I think humorous writing is one of your fortes, for SURE. Congratulations, dearie. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 2:34:00 AM ooh must check my placement and thanks :-) Hugs jan xxx

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/11/2014 5:32:00 PM Freedom for those parts..Cute one..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/14/2014 3:38:00 AM Thanks Sara:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 12/5/2014 12:32:00 PM Eyes wide shut seeing Santa arriving. Chuckles aplenty this evening. Good luck in the contest Jan, James xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 12:36:00 PM I may pen another one for the contest but this is the most amusing one so far:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 12/5/2014 11:34:00 AM Oh the imagery is rife here...brilliant Jan made my day... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 11:38:00 AM Thanks Harry:-) Hugs jan xxx

Cherl Dunn Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM Interesting write about Santa, cheri Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 10:54:00 AM thanks Cheryl:-) Hugs jan x

Kevin Leake Date: 12/5/2014 9:21:00 AM LOL Jan, I hope he can still deliver my presents!! Take care Kevin Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 10:29:00 AM He's not coming to my house this year! Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 12/5/2014 1:44:00 AM Okay, my sides are hurting. Santa's certainly having some problems this Christmas. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/5/2014 1:47:00 AM Yes poor bloke - the one I wrote for the 'whats up with Santa' one is funny too - just hope he gets his 'issues' sorted out lols Hug Jan xx

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