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Sale Crazy

On a sale, my Aunt Bel can’t be denied Access to mark-downs with red, yellow tags Off for the big loot, her shoulders take pride In carrying four gigantic tote-bags. To keep poised, she dons fancy sunglasses Like those models who shop but then conceal, A giddy look that excites the senses Obsessed about offers… Aunt’s set to reel. Hurrying to snatch branded teenage jeans Which do not fit her extra large belly; She picks a bimbo hat, dye, and face-creams As twinkling eyes roll … what a joyful spree. While purchases are arranged , now she whines The Mall’s closing with a long queue that’s packed Bel groans,” I'm dizzy; my breathing's not fine,” She gets ahead… feigning a heart attack! Humorous Poetry Contest Sponsor: Thomas Martin

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Date: 4/30/2015 6:53:00 PM
NETTE. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love
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Date: 4/25/2015 11:32:00 PM
Nette, Congratulations on your Humorous Poetry contest win :) LINDA
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Date: 4/22/2015 9:31:00 PM
Congratulations on a great win.
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Date: 4/22/2015 5:59:00 PM
dropping back again with my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/22/2015 2:10:00 PM
Congratulations on your wonderful win. Blessings eve
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Date: 4/22/2015 1:43:00 PM
Congrats Nette!
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Date: 4/22/2015 7:20:00 AM
Funny :), congrats :)
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Date: 10/7/2014 8:02:00 PM
So funny!! I know someone just like that.....she lives next door!! (oh oh...hope she doesn't read this!!) lol Congrats on your funny poem.......so true to life!
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Date: 10/7/2014 4:52:00 PM
Love this, Nette; she sounds like someone fun to know. Congratulations.
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Date: 10/7/2014 10:45:00 AM
So cool nette thanks for sharing Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
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Date: 10/7/2014 10:01:00 AM
Wow Nette real crazy she ought to be! Lovely write n a huge win! Big congrats!
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Date: 10/7/2014 1:04:00 AM
dropping back with my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/6/2014 8:51:00 PM
Congrats on the win Nette.
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Date: 10/6/2014 8:13:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with this sweet poem Nette
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Date: 10/6/2014 7:35:00 PM
Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 10/3/2014 8:35:00 AM
- I would like to see your Aunt Bel for shopping .... lol .... - Yes, why buy at full price when you can get it for half price :))) - Enjoy reading this Nette ! - Luck in contest! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/2/2014 11:34:00 PM
she sounds like a fun weird aunt though!! Probably my favorite nephew feels this way about ME. Love your humor in this one, nette.
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Date: 10/2/2014 8:42:00 PM
I get that way only one day a year...for the Black Friday sales..but if I want something I will hunt down the cheapest price online then go looking for coupons...hugs Tim
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Date: 10/2/2014 5:50:00 PM
Funny!! I'd LOVE to meet this lady...I bet we'd get along well because I'm kinda whacky myself...One of my daughters is a garage sale addict. She will literally drive 50 miles or more if there's a big one going on which I am grateful for because she buys me a lot of clothes. She only gets what she knows I will like too...Good stuff here my friend! - Tim
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Date: 10/2/2014 3:09:00 PM
really a delightfully beautifully penned piece smiling nette
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Date: 10/2/2014 2:02:00 PM
Ahaha, are you talking about me as well? I remember going to a midnight sale and pretending to faint just to let the customer give me his space. Top-rate chuckling poem!
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Date: 10/2/2014 1:52:00 PM
This is a riotous poem, LOL! My mother is one shopaholic who would stop at nothing to get a kick from these deals, even when she doesn't need stuff.It must be a woman thing!Electrified by this one, Nette!
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Date: 10/2/2014 1:43:00 PM
LOL Nette I wonder how many people have a wardrobe full of sale bargains they never wore and brought simply because they were too good to miss - very amusing write:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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