Saga of the Lonely Cactus: "the Return of the Cactus" Fourth Part

Saga of the Lonely Cactus: “The Return of the Cactus” Part Four Aunt Mikey searched the Big Apple far and wide, ‘Till she found the Lonely Cactus on the Lower East Side. “Oh, Cactus, I’m sorry this happened to you, But I know just what to do.” “I see you are homesick, No more, no less. I’ll pick up my cell and call U.P.S. They go to the desert on their Regular route. They’ll send you to Kieran, Without a doubt.” Kieran waited and waited for many awhiles, ‘Till the U.P.S. truck delivered the cactus all smiles. “Oh, Cactus,” said Kieran with a joyful sob. “I think what you need is an interesting job.” “Over the hill and behind the stone hump. Is a casino being built by Donald Trump. The Donald told me he would hire a cactus like you, Who knows how to deal the one and the two.” “He needs cacti who are smart and cacti who are able, To deal with the tourists at the blackjack table. Poker and Keno are also his game. I’ll miss you, But it is best you go just the same.”