Sadie

Pretty Miss Sadie McGrady Sometimes did things that were shady. The lawman who sought her And finally caught her, Said, “Sadie isn’t a lady”. Farmer John Farmer John looked at his new daughter. Told his wife she shouldn’t of oughter. He had wanted a son To help get his work done, “It's too bad, Big Daddy, you’ve got her.” Jackie Jackie had a lot of curiosity And a smidgen or more of audacity. When he put in his thumb And he pulled out a plum, His mama spanked his bombosity.