Sadie

Pretty Miss Sadie McGrady
Sometimes did things that were shady. 
The lawman who sought her
And finally caught her,
Said, “Sadie isn’t a lady”.


Farmer John

Farmer John looked at his new daughter.
Told his wife she shouldn’t of oughter.
He had  wanted a son
To help get his work done, 
“It's too bad, Big Daddy, you’ve got her.”


Jackie

Jackie had a lot of curiosity
And a smidgen or more of audacity.
When he put in his thumb
And he pulled out a plum,
His mama spanked his bombosity.

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