Ryan Seacrest International Spy

To me there is no better night Than the dimming of the lights And tuning into American Idol on my T.V. Tonight's no different to tell the truth As they give another loser the boot When I noticed something strange in how Ryan Seacrest blinked Mr. Pretty Boy was blinking in Morris code Right underneath America's nose He was passing off top governmental secrets So his front has all along been a lie Ryan Seacrest, international spy Don't know why before I didn't see this He uses that cute little baby face And day old beard to hide his disgrace As he obviously communicates with the underworld From one side of the globe to another Talking in code with his Rooski brothers Why this just gets my patriotic panties in a curl Just when you think you know someone They go and pull this traitor stunt I suppose now your going to tell me Mom doesn't bake her own apple pies Then I find out it's some imposter named Mrs. Smith I'm not sure I can take much more of this Who next will I catch living a lie Then I see Ryan run off stage With the strangest of looks on his face Seems all along there was stardust in his eyes Funny it wasn't Morris code Who's embarrassed now...me I suppose Ryan Seacrest international spy? Uh...nevermind Who out there doesn't miss a good night of Ryan and his day old beard on American Idol.... Come on...tell the truth