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An email just received is a sham,
stating swine flu comes from tins of ham,
but don’t get a fright,
for this is not right,
when the email claims ham, well it’s spam.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 10/2/2019 2:11:00 AM
Too cute, Lindsay. Ham vs spam! Will take ham every time. A great limerick!
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Date: 10/11/2019 10:40:00 PM
Too right Sandra … we get all the spam we need in our inbox - thank you Sandra - Lindsay
Date: 9/23/2019 8:36:00 AM
I love this! Well done. Very funny!...A Fav...pat
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Date: 9/23/2019 7:01:00 PM
Hello PAT … how did the email system steal one of our tinned products. Now we don't know if we're going to eat or get fifteen million bucks from Nigeria - Lindsay
Date: 9/15/2019 11:33:00 AM
Too cute. A really fun Limerick. God Bless, JB
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:48:00 PM
Hello Judy … I'm pleased you could see the wit involved in this limerick. In the English language, individual words tend to have more than one meaning - thank you Judy - Lindsay
Date: 9/14/2019 8:50:00 PM
really good one. Keep them Coming, my friend.
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:24:00 PM
Hello Andrea … I will definitely attempt to keep writing limericks now that I think I've got the hang of it - catch you soon Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 9/13/2019 9:25:00 PM
Good one, Lindsay! Great last line. Janice
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:26:00 PM
Hello Janice … playing on words can work out either witty or silly. I'm glad you saw the wit in this limerick - thank you Janice - Lindsay
Date: 9/13/2019 7:47:00 PM
Very clever limerick!
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:20:00 PM
Hello M. L. … thank you M. L. I'm glad you enjoyed this one - Lindsay
Date: 9/13/2019 7:28:00 PM
Hi Lindsay! Tremendously clever and a delight. Panagiota
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:18:00 PM
Hello Panagiota … thank you for reading and commenting. I'll go and eat my spam sandwich now - Lindsay
Date: 9/13/2019 7:18:00 PM
what hilarious word play Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:16:00 PM
Hello Jan … I often think about spam, which I guess is tinned ham, (perhaps) ever made its way to how it is used as an email scamming letter now - thanks Jan; pleased you enjoyed - Lindsay
Date: 9/13/2019 4:25:00 PM
Clever, indeed! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:12:00 PM
Hi there Rico … I'll bet the inventors of the word spam never thought it would be used the way it is now - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 9/12/2019 7:22:00 AM
So cute... enjoyed. Blessings
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:10:00 PM
Hello Regina … I'm pleased you enjoyed this piece of with - thanks Regina - Lindsay
Date: 9/11/2019 9:30:00 PM
LOL!!!! Oh, so good. I gotta fave it. xomo!
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:08:00 PM
G'day Maureen … pleased you got a kick out of this play on words - thanks Maureen - Lindsay
Date: 9/11/2019 9:26:00 PM
HOOOLAARRRIIOOOUS! A good one a fav for me!
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:07:00 PM
Hello Timothy … I thought also that it had a humorous ring to it - thanks Timothy - Lindsay
Date: 9/11/2019 6:39:00 PM
Very good Lindsay! Thank you for your cheer today! xxoo
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:06:00 PM
Thank you Connie. Always happy to put a smile on your face - Lindsay
Date: 9/11/2019 6:33:00 PM
Ha, ha! Love the ham and spam trick in the last line. Well-penned, Lindsay!! Great! Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 9/16/2019 8:04:00 PM
Hello Gershon … Yes I must admit when I read the two words close together and knowing there's a connection and they rhyme; what else could I do - thanks Gershon - Lindsay