Rudolph - A Covid Christmas Carol

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(Entry for the Christmas Song Parodies Poetry Contest, sponsored by Crystol Woods, submitted December 5, 2024)

This parody is in no way meant to offend anyone who has been seriously affected by COVID-19 or its variants. If you have been seriously affected, please be assured that you have my heartfelt sympathies. Please accept this parody for the intent in which it is given: to (hopefully) bring a smile and lighten your day. Thanks.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer he says it's just allergies. Olive, the other reindeer thinks that it's a bad disease. They think he's got the Covid but he doesn't know it yet. He's not asymptomatic. He'll have to go and see the vet. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with that nose so bright, you're not getting near my sleigh tonight!" So all the reindeer left him to self-isolate you see. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is now Christmas history!

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Crystol Woods

Date: 1/5/2025 8:03:00 AM

Very cute and a funny story besides! Thanks for entering and bringing smiles! Xo

Jim Healey
Date: 1/5/2025 8:11:00 AM

Thank you very much, Crystol. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Happy New Year.

Joe Maverick

Date: 12/14/2024 11:25:00 PM

You were on the nose with this write Jim' I Thought i'd make a comment? Though i don't Know you from him? Or them? For that matter But hey..! I'm commenting not lammenting as A survivor now immune, and sure making some hay.!

Joe Maverick
Date: 12/20/2024 2:52:00 PM

I did indeed.'

Jim Healey
Date: 12/15/2024 6:47:00 AM

Thanks for the feedback. Hope you enjoyed the poem. J.

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 12/5/2024 11:24:00 AM

Hello Jim Healey , Rudolph, should not be around anyone while he is sick. Santa did the right thing. Merry Christmas. enjoy your day my friend. Darlene/