Risky Whiskey

Our Paddy had a strong liking for whiskey
When under its influence he got a bit frisky
Didn't think he was able
But impregnated Mable
A reminder that his kind of behavior is risky




Mark Twain-Sometimes to much drink is barely enough

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 7/25/2015 2:33:00 PM
Perfection indeed…Way to go with this win..Congrats!!Sara
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Date: 7/22/2015 3:12:00 AM
Brilliant write Barbara! Congrats on a superb win!
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Date: 7/20/2015 10:01:00 PM
Oops! Funny write, Barbara! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 7/19/2015 7:16:00 PM
This is a funny one, Barbara! Usually they take away 'his key' with too much whiskey. Way to go on the contest.
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Date: 7/20/2015 10:49:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by..appreciate it..BG
Date: 7/19/2015 3:18:00 PM
Loved the naughty humor here. If you had the meter better, this could have been a top winner! Truly funny. Congrats in my contest.
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Date: 7/19/2015 2:35:00 PM
Barbara, Congratulations on your awesome win... LOVE SKAT
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:49:00 PM
Great little Limerick, Barbara, and good choice of quote. Congratulations, Viv x
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:13:00 PM
A word to the wise and drunks. Great Poem! Congrats on your win.
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:11:00 PM
oh this is priceless lol congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 6/23/2015 6:24:00 AM
It has been said "when whiskey's on - wits gone".
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Date: 6/22/2015 4:07:00 PM
Sounds like Mable may not have been his wife?! This is funny, Barbara. I just had to see one with a title like this.
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Date: 6/22/2015 1:31:00 PM
I really like the title! Nice limerick :)
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