Rishi Sanak's Budget

RISHI SUNAK'S BUDGET It started with every second line about the Ukraine war Like we did not already know enough of the darn score What's with the £400 million and a half a billion dollars That schmuck has already got us by our tighten collars I didn't hear, we would be, getting that amount of dosh No, it's for the Ukrainians, bollocks, what a load of tosh And, all the prices hiked before the budget we get nowt Don't you think, we sorely had enough of going without So . . . Take that pan off the gas, and remove all the sausages No dinner for us tonight, with all these damn shortages Indiana Shaw . . . : ( "A cynical view" . . . : /