Ridicule with death

Is it that time? my time to go. do you have a warrant? wait a while, till the rain dials down. Not want to ruin the suit, need to look my best. When I meet the under lord, need to appear my best. Not want to spend my afterlife drenched. if not can I dry myself at the furnace of the hell. what if? I go to heaven, can I pack a change of clothes? Nothing fancy, long robe and a halo, may be a scarf too. let me pack some sausages, for the long journey ahead. you seem clueless, let me talk to your superior, what is the country code? Is it alpha and omega? no! they put me on hold to a hold tone, "Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings."