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Reign of the Shrew

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Creative Writing Contest ~ Sponsor: Sotto Poet

August 10, 2023

I sneaked in the house late last night Couldn't risk turning on the light Tripped over a chair and took flight I felt the smite I felt the smite A bruise appeared upon my thigh Although from drinking, I was high Without having an alibi I'd have to lie I'd have to lie I tried to keep my self-esteem Covered it with expensive cream But touching the spot made me scream A faulty scheme A faulty scheme Wife heard and asked, "What happened here?" I said, "Sorry to wake you, dear." She didn't believe me, I fear I smelled of beer I smelled of beer My suff'ring was not convincing She used curse words without mincing When washing dishes and rinsing I am wincing I am wincing I'll never pull that stunt again Wife threatened me with ball and chain Inside our house, the shrew does reign She is insane She is insane

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Sotto Poet

Date: 9/1/2023 5:12:00 PM

LIN, Congratulations on winning my contest with your beautifully written poem. Your poem is filled with deep thoughts and vivid descriptions, which brings the imagery to life.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/1/2023 2:31:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun write. Thanks for the fun read/laugh. Have a fun/great day.............

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/13/2023 10:04:00 AM

LOLOL Lin!! This is hilarious! I love the format you used, and the perfect rhyming. Definitely a winner in my eyes! :)

Lin Lane
Date: 8/13/2023 10:09:00 AM

Thanks, Linda. I love the Monotetra form.

Mike Bayles

Date: 8/11/2023 2:03:00 AM

Nice poem.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/11/2023 4:07:00 AM

Thanks, Mike.

Bill Baker

Date: 8/10/2023 2:28:00 PM

Fun read and witty, Lin. Very enjoyable. Good luck in the contest, my friend. Bill

Lin Lane
Date: 8/11/2023 4:07:00 AM

Thanks so much, Bill. A little humor is fun to write.

Jay Narain

Date: 8/10/2023 10:32:00 AM

Nice poem, Beautiful and funny.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/11/2023 4:06:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Jay.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/10/2023 8:46:00 AM

the poem is so witty Lin and the pic is superb, I haven't even looked at the contest but wouldn't be able to come up with something as good as this one:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 8/10/2023 9:30:00 AM

I saw the words available and didn't want to use 'lampshade.' This Monotetra is what resulted from the remaining three... and pshaw to you not coming up with something worthy for any contest!

Akkina Downing

Date: 8/10/2023 7:56:00 AM

She is insane… Lol. I loved it! Got me smiling :) It’s beautifully written, and a great and fun read. Good luck in the contest, Lin.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/10/2023 8:32:00 AM

Thanks, Akkina. I threw womanhood under the bus on this one. lol He deserved more than she gave him. I'm delighted that you thought it was a fun read.