Rehashing History: Galileo

...or What's science got to do with it?

Galileo looked through a lens one day
And, boy, was he astounded.
The Earth wasn't flat as he'd been told,
It was, in fact, quite rounded.
Pope Urban VIII then came along
And said, "No, that's absolutely wrong,
For, I, the Church, do not agree, and I'm the Wise One.
It's just as plain as plain can be why my pontifical decree's
The Earth is flat and ends right there at the horizon.
And for infallibility, you know, I am renownded."

So Galileo relented and recanted his boast
So he wouldn't be tortured or turned into toast.
A few centuries passed,
A new Pope said he guessed
That his theory might have been misjudged,
Since back then science was begrudged,
And the Church owed him a pardon,
Or a posthumous papal "perhaps", at the most.

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Date: 1/19/2024 11:17:00 AM
Hello Jim. This is a good one. Galileo and Copernicus Offended different people. ZIM
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/20/2024 9:43:00 AM
Thanks, ZIM...yes, but only when/if they disagreed with them...especially the HRE.
Date: 1/4/2024 7:19:00 PM
ha, ha. Galileo ate his mayo. You can finish this budding masterpiece. lol. Cute one, Jim!
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/5/2024 10:21:00 AM
Thanks, G. I see him as more of a Dijon mustard kind of guy.
Date: 1/3/2024 11:50:00 AM
well said, jim! i wonder how many brilliant minds produced ideas that were crushed - quite a few, i'd guess...
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/3/2024 2:09:00 PM
Thanks, Ilene, and you'd probably be right. But what can/could you expect from a group who professed that the world was only 6000 years old, and that dinosaurs never excisted?
Date: 1/2/2024 10:34:00 AM
Interesting thoughts Jim.. I cant pretend to know what this is about, but your seem to have written it well.. take care.
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Silent One
Date: 1/2/2024 11:46:00 PM
I need to polish up on my history I guess lol
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Jim Slaughter
Date: 1/2/2024 1:50:00 PM
Thanks, S O. I thought it was pretty self-explanatory.
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