Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Quite Contrary Mary

The thing about Mary that was extraordinary 
Was her parents on her pulled a fast one.
They gave her a first name, multiplied it by two,
But neglected a middle and last one.
And so Mary Mary was deemed quite contrary,
But, oh, what a green thumb had she.
Though she didn't grow okra,
Tomatoes, or peas,
Or cucumbers, parsnips,
Or beets, if you please,
Her strange garden plot
Was as full as could be.
She diligently toiled
With spade, rake, and hoe
Planting silver bells, cockleshells,
And pretty maids in a row.
All the townsfolk agreed
Mary's skills were incredible,
But it was a community garden,
And they would have preferred she
Grow something more edible.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Brotherton Avatar
December 11, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Who can blame her for being a bit contrary? But she does grow a nice row of pretty maids.
Slaughter Avatar
December 12, 2023 at 10:46 AM
Yes, she does. Thanks, Jerry.
Bauer Avatar
December 10, 2023 at 1:27 PM
ha! love the way you've ended this, jim! perfect!
Slaughter Avatar
December 10, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Thanks, Ilene. How would one serve "cockle shells" anyway?
One Avatar
December 10, 2023 at 11:55 AM
This is just brilliant.. Really made me smile. Very clever.
Slaughter Avatar
December 10, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Then I did my job. Thanks, S O.
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