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Refurbished Myths, Fables, and Legends: We Three Kings

I Midas King Midas' greed for riches was such That everything turned to gold in his clutch, As did his daughter one day When she got in the way. Much better for her had they not kept in touch. II Arthur The Camelot tale is a wonderful fable, And King Arthur and knights were all equally able, But had trouble deciding Just who was presiding When no one could sit at the head of the table. III The Emperor (the one with the new clothes) The vain Emperor was pleased, as he gazed in the glass, At how well his new trousers conformed to his ass. The fabric, so sheer, With one crease in the rear, And the "zipper" in front, though demure, was pure class.

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Maurice Rigoler

Date: 12/19/2023 5:22:00 PM

I enjoy writing my versions of refurbished tales, the old ones are a little stale. Thanks for posting yours. / Maurice

Jim Slaughter
Date: 12/20/2023 10:19:00 AM

Thanks, M...and you're right...they are a bit.

Sam Kauffman

Date: 12/1/2023 5:12:00 PM

So enjoyable and very clever, Jim! I always enjoy your humor. You can tell how much fun you had writing this piece! Also, three great kings to put together! Thanks for sharing. A good giggle after a long day! Blessings!

Jim Slaughter
Date: 12/2/2023 10:58:00 AM

Thank you, Sam, and, yes, I have a lot of fun putting these pieces together.

Christina Bowring

Date: 11/30/2023 10:01:00 AM

So enjoyed reading these refurbished myths Jim. The second one particularly made me smile:) Very well written and a great read. Thank you for sharing. Blessings to you and keep warm.

Jim Slaughter
Date: 11/30/2023 10:58:00 AM

Thanks, Christina. I have great fun writing these.