Refurbished Myths, Fables, and Legends: We Three Kings

I Midas

King Midas' greed for riches was such
That everything turned to gold in his clutch,
As did his daughter one day
When she got in the way.
Much better for her had they not kept in touch.

II Arthur

The Camelot tale is a wonderful fable,
And King Arthur and knights were all equally able,
But had trouble deciding
Just who was presiding
When no one could sit at the head of the table.

III The Emperor (the one with the new clothes)

The vain Emperor was pleased, as he gazed in the glass,
At how well his new trousers conformed to his ass.
The fabric, so sheer,
With one crease in the rear,
And the "zipper" in front, though demure, was pure class.
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Rigoler Avatar
December 19, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I enjoy writing my versions of refurbished tales, the old ones are a little stale. Thanks for posting yours. / Maurice
Slaughter Avatar
December 20, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Thanks, M...and you're right...they are a bit.
Kauffman Avatar
December 1, 2023 at 5:12 PM
So enjoyable and very clever, Jim! I always enjoy your humor. You can tell how much fun you had writing this piece! Also, three great kings to put together! Thanks for sharing. A good giggle after a long day! Blessings!
Slaughter Avatar
December 2, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Thank you, Sam, and, yes, I have a lot of fun putting these pieces together.
Bowring Avatar
November 30, 2023 at 10:01 AM
So enjoyed reading these refurbished myths Jim. The second one particularly made me smile:) Very well written and a great read. Thank you for sharing. Blessings to you and keep warm.
Slaughter Avatar
November 30, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Thanks, Christina. I have great fun writing these.
Brotherton Avatar
November 28, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Your imagination and talent amaze me, my friend.
Slaughter Avatar
November 28, 2023 at 11:02 AM
Jerry, thank you...in a good way, I hope.
One Avatar
November 27, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Great imagination Jim...hope all is well.
Slaughter Avatar
November 28, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Thanks, S O. It's getting very chilly here, but otherwise...all is well.
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