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Rajid and Mulqueen

There was a young man named Rajid Dutta
Who lived in the city of Calcutta 
Got a flash from a girl
Who also gave a twirl
Embarrassed he fell face down in the gutta'

A grumpy old cheesmaker called Mulqueen
Was servicing his cheese making machine 
He replaced some worn out bands
It fired up took off his hands 
Now he's in big demand at Halloween.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/13/2019 1:11:00 PM
Haha... nice Indian themed lims..
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/14/2019 2:33:00 AM
Thanks S.O. Happy you enjoyed them. Tom.
Date: 11/10/2018 4:38:00 PM
G'day Tom … gotta say I'm still grinning from ear to ear - thank you Tom - Lindsay
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Date: 11/10/2018 4:42:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay, I love a bit of humour. Tom.
Date: 11/9/2018 3:16:00 PM
LOL, good limericks here
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/9/2018 3:47:00 PM
Thanks Jack , I'm happy you liked them. Tom.
Date: 11/8/2018 1:07:00 PM
Oh, my, Tom! These are very funny. I can just see Mulqueen being a hit on Halloween! Thanks for the great laughs. Hugs, Carolyn
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/8/2018 3:45:00 PM
Thank you Carolyn, glad you enjoyed them. Tom.
Date: 11/7/2018 6:10:00 PM
Hi Tom, I love the content of both Limericks. Thank you for the laugh. Have a wonderful Thursday....Mike.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/8/2018 1:20:00 AM
Thank you very much Mike, glad you enjoyed them. Tom.
Date: 11/6/2018 7:45:00 PM
I love a good limerick! Good job. I try hard to stay outta the gutta
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/7/2018 1:53:00 AM
Haha, we have to be careful not to cross the line sometimes. Tom.
Date: 11/6/2018 1:38:00 PM
- Thank you, Tom ... so much fun to read :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/7/2018 1:52:00 AM
Thank you Sunshine, a bit of humour does us good. Tom.
Date: 11/6/2018 1:01:00 PM
Rajid and Mulqueen now have this much in common --- that you have enlisted them in entertaining us Soupers! East meets West! Thanks, Tom. ~ Gershon
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/6/2018 1:21:00 PM
Thanks Gershon, I hadn't noticed that but you're right. Tom.
Date: 11/6/2018 4:20:00 AM
Delightful first Limerick, sad the second but both fit for the season dear,Tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/6/2018 5:28:00 AM
Thank you Demetrios, was adjusting blade on a lawn mower once and it was nearly me that was in demand at Halloween, we live and learn. Tom.
Date: 11/5/2018 5:44:00 PM
Fun read, Tom--enjoyed reading this humorous depiction.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/6/2018 3:37:00 AM
Thanks Vijay, Glad you enjoyed , a bit of humour now and again doesn't go amiss. Tom.
Date: 11/5/2018 5:42:00 PM
good ones, Tom. I especially liked the second one, for Halloween!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/6/2018 3:36:00 AM
Thanks Andrea, was thinking last night I hadn't done a limerick for a while. So came up with them. Tom.