Raconteur Prevaricator De Jure

This chap iz a life long student – groan fizzy (from being protean entity at least sustained along minimally cerebral Mohorovicic continuity till...post mortality reincarnating one carbon peculiarity enigmatic existence eternally into maternity of wives eternity) at The University of Adversity, accruing excessive Kirkovian priceline annuity (while in utero, a mere embryo took correspondence (college level, some doctoral material audited) majority of courses regarding Art of the Deal screaming, pacifying, and crying (as if experiencing bloody murder, thus viz "FAKE" teary bully affected game milking babyhood), hence subsequently matriculated half heartedly performing with tier rubble grades, since birth remotely affected by planetary syzygy, also a skeptic asper astrology, but yours truly doth count lucky stars, that heredity bequeathed literary ability, no matter this revelation came mooch later aboot thirty something year old, a frequent guest of her expert willy nilly (Philly) Delphi related oracles, asper Minecraft ordaining claim to flame ming prominence - fiery, comet tee of errors, a modest discovery made decades since molly cod dulled boyhood, though thee woman addressed as "mommy," a trailing rocky eminent (mebbe, cuz a shortage of dis "e's) appellation seemingly decreasing in popularity, (especially among deceased) within the worldwide web of humanity yet reference to she, who did birth me considered this sole heir: solitary quiet-natured, predisposed money less ness (linkedin later in son dreary existence with kindled, instagrammed, and facebooked assiduity didst crest aim ming corporeal trajectory, into stratospheric heavenly vault, where he brewed quite a portfolio maneuvering thru back channels of bureaucracy which sorely tested his finite capacity the general random universality of entropy, and chaos theory and well nigh pitched him to the troubling zone of delinquency slapped, spurred, and stirred with instant karma, sans initial poker face state of existence born of knuckle dragging skin of teeth i.e. penury cost mental, physical, and spiritual actuality well being, your excellency sabotaging any opportunity for gallantry denied golden app port tune nitty rescuing a damsel in distress which incessant (nasal cartilage quasi bone if fied bone chafed against the figurative grind stone begat fancy full notions to this dichotomy of cellular unity.