Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Q Word Challenge Poetry Contest. Sponsored by Constance La France 08/01/23

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NB I was criticised for writing about a floating poop... but wind fitted in better with the poem!

Queen

I’m honoured to be ‘Queen of Poop’ -
My title on Poetry Soup
Themes like constipation
May cause indignation
I’ll never not write on brown gloop!

All poets have got their own style
My humour makes some people smile
Folk may think I’m strange
But I’ll never change
My subjects though may be deemed vile!

Been chastised for poems on wind
You’d truly think that I had sinned
I’ll still write about farting
No, I won’t be departing
I’m lucky I’m pretty thick skinned!

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Margarita Lillico April 1, 2024 at 6:40 AM One of a kind!!! I deem you the Queen of Qumerick! :)

Sara Kendrick August 5, 2023 at 3:53 AM Back with congratulations on this winning work in Constance's contest. Way to go. Sara

Joseph May August 4, 2023 at 6:11 AM Lol, It's a gas Jan!, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler August 2, 2023 at 5:39 PM Hahaha Jan.I'd comment further but might be banned LOL Life is so short - let's enjoy it while we can!!!

Paula Goldsmith August 2, 2023 at 1:46 PM Back with congratulations.  I enjoyed reading it again. Had to laugh again. Did not know they made Queen of Poop things. How about a picture/write??? Have a great/fun day with your win............

David Fisher August 1, 2023 at 4:21 PM LOL all the way! Love reading these, but am not sure if I want to step in the poop kingdom, ha ha. Jan Allison August 2, 2023 at 6:31 AM LOL David but I am in need of a limerick King - I'm disappointed you wont step in the poop I mean step up to the mark lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick August 1, 2023 at 1:26 PM Ha!! Ha!! Enjoyed the wit in this one. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM thanks sara xx hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane August 1, 2023 at 12:50 PM Jan, you’re not strange. You’re real. Write what you like and ignore the naysayers. As if they don’t do all the things you so humorously write about!! Lin Lane August 1, 2023 at 3:38 PM I have a lot more to say about the poetry you write, and it's certainly not all poop. As long as you like what you write, it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 1:44 PM Lin the difference between me is them is I just write about poop lol... say no more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen August 1, 2023 at 12:07 PM - Sit proudly on your throne, my friend :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 1:43 PM I have a throne and I have a diamante crown - of course the throne is the loo but the crown is real from a lovely souper lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Read August 1, 2023 at 9:56 AM Hi Jan, your the Queen of humor without a doubt. hugs John.xx Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 9:57 AM aww thanks John, as long as i can raise a smile or two I am happy:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith August 1, 2023 at 9:35 AM I would say "Queen" of humor is your title. Thanks for another laugh. I needed it. "Laugh/Smile" I enjoyed the write/picture. Way tooooo funny. FAV... Have a great day............. Jan Allison August 1, 2023 at 9:37 AM aww thanks Paula. I was given the title Queen of Poop and even got sent poop emoji items and a crown and tiara from a lovely super souper in the USA:-) hugs Jan xx