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Q Word Challenge Poetry Contest. Sponsored by Constance La France 08/01/23

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NB I was criticised for writing about a floating poop... but wind fitted in better with the poem!

I’m honoured to be ‘Queen of Poop’ - My title on Poetry Soup Themes like constipation May cause indignation I’ll never not write on brown gloop! All poets have got their own style My humour makes some people smile Folk may think I’m strange But I’ll never change My subjects though may be deemed vile! Been chastised for poems on wind You’d truly think that I had sinned I’ll still write about farting No, I won’t be departing I’m lucky I’m pretty thick skinned!

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Margarita Lillico

Date: 4/1/2024 6:40:00 AM

One of a kind!!! I deem you the Queen of Qumerick! :)

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/5/2023 3:53:00 AM

Back with congratulations on this winning work in Constance's contest. Way to go. Sara

Joseph May

Date: 8/4/2023 6:11:00 AM

Lol, It's a gas Jan!, Congrats on your win

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/2/2023 5:39:00 PM

Hahaha Jan.I'd comment further but might be banned LOL Life is so short - let's enjoy it while we can!!!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/2/2023 1:46:00 PM

Back with congratulations. I enjoyed reading it again. Had to laugh again. Did not know they made Queen of Poop things. How about a picture/write??? Have a great/fun day with your win............

Arlo Parker

Date: 8/2/2023 1:19:00 PM

Your poetry is sometimes really the $#!+zz

David Fisher

Date: 8/1/2023 4:21:00 PM

LOL all the way! Love reading these, but am not sure if I want to step in the poop kingdom, ha ha.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2023 6:31:00 AM

LOL David but I am in need of a limerick King - I'm disappointed you wont step in the poop I mean step up to the mark lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/1/2023 1:26:00 PM

Ha!! Ha!! Enjoyed the wit in this one. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 1:44:00 PM

thanks sara xx hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 8/1/2023 12:50:00 PM

Jan, you’re not strange. You’re real. Write what you like and ignore the naysayers. As if they don’t do all the things you so humorously write about!!

Lin Lane
Date: 8/1/2023 3:38:00 PM

I have a lot more to say about the poetry you write, and it's certainly not all poop. As long as you like what you write, it doesn't matter what anyone thinks.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 1:44:00 PM

Lin the difference between me is them is I just write about poop lol... say no more lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/1/2023 12:07:00 PM

- Sit proudly on your throne, my friend :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 1:43:00 PM

I have a throne and I have a diamante crown - of course the throne is the loo but the crown is real from a lovely souper lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Read

Date: 8/1/2023 9:56:00 AM

Hi Jan, your the Queen of humor without a doubt. hugs John.xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 9:57:00 AM

aww thanks John, as long as i can raise a smile or two I am happy:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/1/2023 9:35:00 AM

I would say "Queen" of humor is your title. Thanks for another laugh. I needed it. "Laugh/Smile" I enjoyed the write/picture. Way tooooo funny. FAV... Have a great day.............

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2023 9:37:00 AM

aww thanks Paula. I was given the title Queen of Poop and even got sent poop emoji items and a crown and tiara from a lovely super souper in the USA:-) hugs Jan xx