Quarantine Blues

All is quiet, my corner still safe.
Ten more pounds, I’m beginning to chafe.
I’ve chewed the couch and the lazy boy chair.
I look like a hippy with all of this hair.

Civilization does need to return.
The dogs want me gone as my stomach swells and churns.
A fresh box of ding dongs and twinkies galore.
My britches don’t fit I can’t take much more.

I never thought that I would see the day.
A line outside Walmart, no freaking way.
How long will this last, I don’t have a clue.
I’m stuck indoors with the quarantine blues.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Roper Avatar
May 13, 2020 at 9:27 PM
Mark, congratulations on your win in Julie contest. Hugs Eve
Koplin Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 7:06 AM
Thank you so much Eve
Kaufman Avatar
May 7, 2020 at 9:02 AM
thanks for the laugh..it's so true..the pounds come on so easily...
Koplin Avatar
May 7, 2020 at 9:24 AM
You are welcome my friend. Thanks for stopping by.
Shaw Avatar
April 25, 2020 at 9:14 AM
Yes, strange but true, I have seen a lot of folks putting on weight in this quarantine period, just goes to show, less is more, and I hear Walmart's are selling dog masks at half price, just in case that stomach explodes . . . : )
Koplin Avatar
April 25, 2020 at 9:54 AM
I'll have to remember that when I go next. LoL.. Stay safe
Godwin Avatar
April 8, 2020 at 5:35 PM
I enjoyed and grinned all the way through! Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Koplin Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 6:41 AM
Thanks, I love to make people smile. Be well
Krutsinger Avatar
April 7, 2020 at 2:52 AM
You have indeed described it well! It is crazy in here; maybe more crazy than out there!
Koplin Avatar
April 7, 2020 at 6:03 AM
Thanks Caren. I hope you have a wonderful day! Please stay safe.
Koplin Avatar
April 6, 2020 at 11:39 AM
I’m glad she is okay. Seriously you don’t know what a ding dong is? It’s a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and filling in the center
Allison Avatar
April 6, 2020 at 11:09 AM
hey lay off the goodies and get walking the dog lol no idea what ding dongs are - the mind boggles lol. Such difficult times for us mark but we will get through, found today tough as the carehome rang to say mum had had a fall, she is grazed but ok, just wish i was there for her but its for the best:-( hugs jan xx
Koplin Avatar
April 6, 2020 at 12:03 PM
see above
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