*purse On Top But Nobodys Home!

I was ready to leave for the store
gathering up everything needed for
the day doing my usual mommy duties,
feeding, cleaning litter boxes, making
sure all have water getting myself together
which seems to take longer and longer.
I finally finish and ready to go do my errands.
Open the garage door, back the car out I am
on my way jamming to my favorite tunes when
all of a sudden I start getting beeps from cars
passing by me some are pointing and I point
right back mumbling what is wrong with you 
peoples I arrive at my store I get out and march
myself in to the store filling my chart with all the
necessary things needed to the register I go and
realize when the amount is given I had forgotten 
my purse, Oh my! I became so consumed with
fright of where it could be, so of course I had to
have  the lady 'void' out all the items how awful
I felt so I hurry out the door talking loudly to
myself well others looked on at me as though I
might need to be put in a 'straight jacket' and
I reach my car and there on top was sitting my
'Purse' it had not moved an inch going around all
the corners in town, it does explain why people 
were pointing, beeping because they were trying
to let me know my Purse was on top of my car and 
if that was not bad enough I look at my Blouse I had
came out with it wrong side out, one white sock on
one ivory sock on so I decided I needed to go back
home and regroup and pray for a better tomorrow.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 6/21/2010 7:42:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "The Light Is On, But Nobody Is Home" Rhonda. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/14/2010 7:12:00 AM
Congrats on your win.....Great Write ...Larry
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Date: 6/14/2010 3:16:00 AM
Been there, done that- great write! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 6/13/2010 9:34:00 PM
Congrats Rhonda on your HM in Paula's contest.. a wonderful write for a wonderful honor .. enjoy.. with luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 6/13/2010 8:52:00 PM
But your prayers were answered and nobody took that purse. A miracle indeed. Congratulations. It was very funny. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/13/2010 8:47:00 PM
And now Congrats on the HM win, Rhonda
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Date: 6/10/2010 6:03:00 PM
Good luck if it is for the contest. Very humorous one
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