Puffed Up Hairless Dog

Have you ever seen a puffed-up hairless dog?
I frankly did not think that I ever had, and I said as much.
This one is a big eater, he feeds more than a hog.
And he puts on airs, speaking of his manhood and such.

I could not wait to meet him, and it did not take long.
He was sitting on a royal throne, looking down on me.
He made arm motions to show me he thought he was strong.
I wondered how much more arrogant he could be.

He raised his wine goblet and yelled off with her head.
I realized with a start he was pointing it at me.
My hair was awful, straight from a messy feather bed,
At least I have hair, I told him with a bit glee.
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Hankins Avatar
March 13, 2022 at 10:48 AM
(laughing) Well, I guess you told that arrogant S.O.B.! Incidentally, I have known a few "puffed-up" hairless dogs in my lifetime. We have a few on Poetry Soup, too. I love this, Caren. Superb writing!
Hankins Avatar
March 14, 2022 at 12:12 PM
Well, we do have a few on here, Caren. Just be glad they pass you up, or you pass them up. Ha!
Krutsinger Avatar
March 14, 2022 at 10:11 AM
I have not met them on here, thank goodness! But in many other places for sure!
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