Puffed Up Hairless Dog

Have you ever seen a puffed-up hairless dog? I frankly did not think that I ever had, and I said as much. This one is a big eater, he feeds more than a hog. And he puts on airs, speaking of his manhood and such. I could not wait to meet him, and it did not take long. He was sitting on a royal throne, looking down on me. He made arm motions to show me he thought he was strong. I wondered how much more arrogant he could be. He raised his wine goblet and yelled off with her head. I realized with a start he was pointing it at me. My hair was awful, straight from a messy feather bed, At least I have hair, I told him with a bit glee.