Diane Locksley Poet Limerick

Psychotic Vacation

We drove for hours with no motel in sight
We rejoiced to see the vacancy light

   Bates Motel seemed deserted
   Its manager perverted

At least we had a bed to spend the night

He gave us the key to room number one
Suggested a shower would be such fun

   He'd an Oedipus complex
   And we suspected his tricks

So before Norman returned we were gone



Vacation Humor Contest
7/19/14

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Funom Makama January 28, 2015 at 7:59 AM This is an awesome and wonderful poem. Its nice spending some time here.. It feels so quality and deserving. Great pen friend

Andrea Dietrich November 5, 2014 at 7:53 PM GREAT idea for your limerick. ARe you a fan of Bates Motel like I am?? That show rocks!!!!

Jack Horne October 11, 2014 at 3:57 PM LOL, enjoyed this witty one, Diane. Very glad to see it was a winner

Carol Eastman July 30, 2014 at 12:17 PM Good twist on the theme... Congrats on the win.

Poet Destroyer A July 29, 2014 at 12:50 PM Diane, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 27, 2014 at 8:44 AM Great witty one Diane,, laughed n laughed,, congrats on huge win!

Casarah Nance July 27, 2014 at 7:27 AM hahah great win!!

Roy Jerden July 27, 2014 at 6:24 AM Norm would have been glad to check you out, I'm sure. Well done! Congratulations.

Dr.Ram Mehta July 27, 2014 at 12:47 AM Nice funny and interesting poem, Congrats, Diane

Paul Callus July 26, 2014 at 6:22 PM Haha!! well done...witty indeed, Diane! congrats on your win:) // paul

Joyce Johnson July 26, 2014 at 4:15 PM Great win. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Sara Kendrick July 26, 2014 at 1:35 PM Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara

Pandita Sietesantos July 26, 2014 at 11:53 AM Hehehehehe! I really love this clever humorous piece. Congratulations on a great well-deserved win!

Carolyn Devonshire July 26, 2014 at 11:37 AM Dear Diane, This is a hoot! Thank you for sharing your humor with us. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Sara Kendrick July 26, 2014 at 5:24 AM Great description of the movie..At least you had knowledge and moved on..Reads like a winner to me..Sara

Gry Christensen July 19, 2014 at 3:20 PM Ha! Glad you saw through him. Very funny poem, that I am sure will to well in the contest.

Jan Allison July 19, 2014 at 1:39 PM LOL Great write. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Jan xx