Psychotic Vacation
We drove for hours with no motel in sight
We rejoiced to see the vacancy light
Bates Motel seemed deserted
Its manager perverted
At least we had a bed to spend the night
He gave us the key to room number one
Suggested a shower would be such fun
He'd an Oedipus complex
And we suspected his tricks
So before Norman returned we were gone
Vacation Humor Contest
7/19/14
Copyright © Diane Locksley | Year Posted 2014
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