Get Your Premium Membership

Psa: 8 Reasons

so in a prior piece we discussed some of the absurdities surrounding seven dwarves that want a pot-shot at being the next biggest corporate whore in the world---aka, the president of the united states of america--- let’s review (in case you forgot their names): ricky, micky, newty, mitty, ronny, timmy & herman. the writer, delapruch, stated in the last piece pertaining to the dwarves, that the very fact that these individuals were able to get on a mic and speak to millions of people on national television, should make people want to leave america as quickly as possible---that is, to paraphrase, these 7 idiots are 7 reasons to move to canada. on a similar note, you have the cultural monstrosity that is sarah palin. some targets have been shot at so many times, made fun of so much, that it takes all the thrill out of even mentioning their names--- palin is one of them. let us take a moment of silence to understand that if she was to ever have her finger on the button in the united states, all rational people need to get together, throw aside all of their differences & hop a spacecraft to mars (or the next planet being sought for habitation). in short, miss palin is a good reason for wanting to leave the earth in the attempt to start a new life on another planet.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

A comment has not been posted for this poem. Encourage a poet by being the first to comment.


Book: Shattered Sighs