Pretty Kitty

PRETTY KITTY They named her Princess Coal black with long silken fur She had this proud air They had to laugh thought it cute Not Caesar their bulldog brute Caesar was not cute had a face like a washboard Always kept his place But Princess had a free reign And this caused Caesar great pain! She ate at table Was let out to freely roam Welcomed on a lap Not so Caesar not so cool He was too big and he drooled He was patronized Princess her nose in the air Scratched the furniture Had a perfumed litter box Once peed on the master’s sox All this Caesar saw Oh it rankled in his craw That snip of a cat! Bring her down to Earth he vowed Dump her from her fleecy cloud And then one fine day As the Princess sleeping lay Head on velvet paws Caesar as was his habit Lifted leg let her have it! Dave Austin