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Pretending To Be On the Phone

we've all done it
or we used to do it
nowadays we can feign 
sending messages

in touch-and-go back streets
in dodgy areas at night
in the office to appear 
being busy

to avoid babbling 
with a colleague
to avoid a bothersome
old lady at the bus stop

bell didn't invent the 
gossipy horn
he jibber-jabbered 
with the mutt

which is another
prop you could
pretend to be 
chewing the fat with

talk with a stuffed animal
talk with a photo
talk with a tomato plant
talk with the mirror

sweden had their 
own phone number
so you could pretend
to be talking to them

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 8/2/2021 1:52:00 PM
This is funny Christopher!
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