Pretending To Be On the Phone

we've all done it or we used to do it nowadays we can feign sending messages in touch-and-go back streets in dodgy areas at night in the office to appear being busy to avoid babbling with a colleague to avoid a bothersome old lady at the bus stop bell didn't invent the gossipy horn he jibber-jabbered with the mutt which is another prop you could pretend to be chewing the fat with talk with a stuffed animal talk with a photo talk with a tomato plant talk with the mirror sweden had their own phone number so you could pretend to be talking to them