President for a Day

-Dr President Lady, please  launch the nuclear war button-

I'm packing up my girdle; I'm heading up state 
Where society thinks only men should run for president
Chill with Bill, on the side show Hill
Subsequently, he got tripped up with his hand in the biscuit jar
This poem is not about me... It's not about, Hilary 
I'm here to cheer and throw off an early vote voluntarily
I'm numbering my days with the aces 
Until the 2016 U.S. Presidential election
Only in a woman, you’ll find confidence and determination, 
Someplace out there is our leading lady in disguise
A woman who sits down and pee's with pride
A woman Like Hilary, whose place was denied in the sun

I will vote for a woman who is not afraid to lead,
Grab up her crotch, and fight for all the right reasons
Repaint the town white and her fingernails red
Blue lipstick in the breeze, a tommy gun in her possession

A million dollar diamond ring, 
A mink from all cultures of the globe
Sing hallelujah, Amen Praise the Lord! 
Pink ribbons of freedom, 
China can test all her might,
It's time to feel the empowerment of a woman's delight

There she’ll be’, sit down and enjoy,
When it’s time to hear her voice, 
The bullet will miss her beautiful mind, 
She'll Raid the Democratic Nomination moment of the blind
Her ego on the side; when it's time to reason with society
Feel the shattered glass feeling when sharks attack whitey 

Cop Out the Republican Bully
Black Ops the Democratic Liar
For women can reach, preach, and teach,
Nursing a world, collaborating with every mind
A barrier to be breached, a blessed moment to come,
If you require a true hit, vote for a woman in the Oval Office
Who said Mrs. Wonderbra can’t launch the nuclear war button 


Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Date: 4/4/2016 7:24:00 AM
It is mind blowing.Ur free verse side is very very strong.I am learning from u.........hugs
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Date: 2/11/2016 2:13:00 AM
Cant beat a bit of politics in a poem , Im over the pond as they say but go sanders ! proper little lefty lol
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Date: 9/16/2015 9:23:00 PM
Dear Linda LINDA THE POET DESTROYER FOR PRESIDENT, you got my vote for sure, lets kick some male but and prove women power can rock this country from shore to distant shore, lets us become modern female amazons and put man in their place where they belong, cheri lol
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Date: 5/6/2015 8:41:00 AM
I enjoyed the poem and comments. Bravo Linda!
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Date: 1/4/2015 9:42:00 PM
I wouldn't mind a women becoming president.... but Hilary, well... not so much... lol. I did enjoy the snarkiness -is that a word?- of this poem and was full of humor. Especially the line that goes "Cop Out the Republican Bully Black Ops the Democratic Liar" showing both sides have a lot of explaining to do... for me it will be principalities and policies that get my vote... not personality. Nice poem!
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Date: 9/18/2014 9:21:00 PM
Maybe she will win! Who thought there would be a Black president? My mother ran for office once - it was a bitter campaign which I well remember. There have been women who have led other countries - Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi and others. Better to be a poet than a President - less stressful. Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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Date: 9/13/2014 3:04:00 AM
A magnificent write dear friend on a very interesting topic. I am sure your great words would reach the world and in the ears of the next would be President of America. I can see that if Lady Hillary goes for this fight your voice would create a great impact on the masses PD. It’s a beautiful write from a very powerful pen and these words are going to create an impact sooner or later. Just keep it up till the elections. Congrats on your great win. Love & best wishes always...Ravindra K Kapoor
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Date: 9/2/2014 10:46:00 AM
Great Poem. enough said.
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Date: 8/24/2014 3:29:00 PM
Hello Linda!! I was perusing your repository of poems. This one caught my eye immediately. I like it immensely. I have no problem whatsoever with a women as president. It's time that some of the people in the USA get beyond this unfortunate bias. It's time for a change. Your poem testifies powerfully to ". . . a blessed moment to come, . . ." YES -- Great Job!! Cheers, Gary
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Date: 8/16/2014 11:33:00 AM
How did I miss this one Linda!??! This is tight not trite, ya know what I mean AIIIGHT!? "Hand in the biscuit jar" Huh?- That is geto Fab to the 5th Power. I loves me some Black Ops Demo Liar lines too. You swayed D.C. with this Joint. Vote for the Woooo-man in the Oval Orifice, Ha! HEy gir!mmmmmuch MWWAHHH kisses for reading and commenting on my ShiTake!~ Always great 2 hear ya buddy! Hope my sexy poem didn't hurt anybody's witttle feelings hA! I am glad you dig it. Yadid really like it right?
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Date: 8/7/2014 10:50:00 AM
Waves of feminism abound in the lines,PD.Well written.....
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Date: 8/3/2014 6:55:00 AM
I am laughing at JR's tell us how you really feel PD! haha..this write is a true exposition of your female strength and understanding that women can also bring a special flair to the magnificent role of Commander in Chief...Nice girly touches in here too, PD!
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Date: 7/24/2014 10:18:00 PM
Praise to your clarion cry that might well help to tear down the moth-ridden and wearily decadent shrouds that have screened from view for centuries the true seat of wisdom and balance and with her ascendance and restoration make mute and deafen the usurpers--purveyors of abject banality who will not be missed.
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Date: 7/21/2014 9:07:00 AM
Please, tell us how you REALLY feel, lol. Though I doubt that we will agree politically, I love reading well written and concise commentary. You hit it with four aces here. (And I do agree about a woman pres. Maybe not the same one, but... ;)
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Date: 7/13/2014 8:14:00 PM
I agree, I would vote for a fearless woman, too. We just might make a difference in this world, if they would only give us a chance.... I love the way you stood up for women with these powerful words. Awesome write, Linda!
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Date: 7/9/2014 10:48:00 AM
No woman no man, women are not mere house keeper, sorry to say that is like women are likely more clever nowadays, nice poem, Richard.
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Date: 7/8/2014 11:51:00 PM
Thank you Freddie for the win.... I'm a little late,lololol... :) Linda
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Date: 7/8/2014 5:52:00 AM
Let me first copy and paste Congrats seems is a a winning poem. You've placed it well, dear. An intense write!
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Date: 7/7/2014 11:49:00 PM
Great and awesome good that one. I danced at each line, especially "only in a woman..." what? I admire the class. Congrats on the rank.
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Date: 7/7/2014 9:33:00 PM
Linda, A very awesome glimpse at the power of a woman in the role of a world leader. Loved all your lines. especially "Chill with Bill, on the side show Hill" :)
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Date: 7/7/2014 3:05:00 PM
Congrats on a great win with this great girl power write!.. Hugs.. Arlene
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Date: 7/7/2014 9:52:00 AM
Grats on your win Linda :)
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Date: 7/6/2014 10:57:00 AM
Congs Linda Bryan loves you,, hugs
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Date: 7/6/2014 8:13:00 AM
Big congrats on your win my friend!!!!
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Date: 7/5/2014 6:21:00 AM
WOW!!! the poll of us wil vote for you.. :D sweet Lolli Linda.. :D CONGRATULATIONS!!! I LOVE how you see a woman is.. very empowered..
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