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I bought a little Hamster
To sleep by my bed
The very next morning
I found my Hamster Dead.
I took it back to the shop 
To hear what they had to say,
Annoyed that  my Hamster
Had only lasted for a day.

The man said I’m amazed
I really really am.
Take it home and boil it 
It’ll make a lovely jam.
I did what  he said ,
But what an awful taste,
I threw it through the window
Appalled at the dreadful waste.

That very next morning 
An almost Wordsworthian scene:
Hordes of nodding Daffodils
Where my grass had been.
The man said I’m amazed 
No, I really really am
Normally we’d expect
Tulips from Hamster Jam.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Volumes Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Only you ! Only you could write a poem about hamster jam !!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.
Ireland Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 1:05 PM
I asked this pub audience hands up who said bloody poetry. Every chuffing hand went up. Hampster Jam won ‘em round and we got a really good reception after that ??
Bauer Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 9:01 AM
ha! i certainly didn't expect that ending, terry! nicely done...
Ireland Avatar
January 5, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Thanks ilene
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