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Polly married two different men One called Bill and the other was Ben She lived in two houses With each of her spouses Polly said she would marry again! Polly has her eye set on a third - She is a polyandrous old bird She just loves having sex Her life’s rather complex Polly’s love life is rather absurd! 08-02-17

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Dan Cwiak

Date: 8/4/2017 3:51:00 AM

Polly Wolly must doodle all the day.....lol (HUGS)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/4/2017 3:56:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha yes and she really likes 'doh dahs' too and is on the look out for a husband for each day of the week lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor

Date: 8/3/2017 1:22:00 PM

lol!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2017 3:39:00 PM

Glad it made you smile Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 8/3/2017 10:36:00 AM

With three men, She should change her name to Trolly for more than one reason!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM

ha ha ha or bike :-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/3/2017 9:54:00 AM

Polly is preposterous!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM

she sure is Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 8/3/2017 8:56:00 AM

Ohh! good golly Mrs. Polly...she feeling rather jolly lol...great one Jan...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 8/2/2017 3:57:00 PM

Seeing the title I just knew the Polly Poop would be flying. Such agony and disappointment, alas...

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 4:22:00 PM

I'm so sorry to disappoint Charlie no poop in this particular poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/2/2017 3:16:00 PM

what a roller-coaster spree this polly lives, lol, jan...i can imagine this being played out in saturday night live.... huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 4:20:00 PM

LOL Nette I have one hubby and that is enough perish the thought of having multiple hubbies you would have to call them all 'darling' so as not to say the wrong name lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/2/2017 2:20:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is hilarious. How do you up with such funny limericks? :-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 2:34:00 PM

I heard the word 'polygamy' on the radio and then came across the word polyandrous and woosh the poem stemmed from there lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/2/2017 2:08:00 PM

This is hilarious, I'd only want 1 wife, getting nagged in triplicate just doesn't seem all that appealing!!! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 2:11:00 PM

Careful Arthur she's on the lookout for hubby 4 as Polly wants one for every day of the week lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/2/2017 1:47:00 PM

- A busy lady ... :))) ... she stays forever young :))) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 2:31:00 PM

how on earth can that happen Anne Lise - buried twice that is outrageous!:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 8/2/2017 2:12:00 PM

- Sorry for your friend, Jan - So sad :( - By mistake, my friend was buried twice the same day - Shocking and terrible for husband and daughter -

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 1:57:00 PM

lol Anne Lise I think she has number four lined up too:) I needed a giggle when I wrote this - we have now lost another dear friend to cancer and I have yet another funeral to attend that's 3 in 3 weeks:-(:-( hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 8/2/2017 12:05:00 PM

Oh, well not everybody could be Polly with so many husbands to balance in her life.. I would be afraid of a black eye when one of them finds out and flairs up with jealousy.. I had read your 2 pair of shoes.. I remember the really life story you wrote of the two boys.. did you read " He Stole My Innocence' a true story of two sisters , but a little of myself, but was not going to say... Hugs ~*

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 12:09:00 PM

Thanks Eve I think in some cultures it is acceptable for people to have more than one husband - one is enough for me! I read your poem I can't comment on any of them for Richard's contest is too painful and i won't be reading any more:-(

Tim Smith

Date: 8/2/2017 10:55:00 AM

Polly pobbly has a problem...Good Luck in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 11:02:00 AM

LOL Tim and it is NOT for the contest, its not inspired by it merely a play on words. If i used Dolly or Molly wouldn't make sense:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/2/2017 10:42:00 AM

I think a foursome is in order.... here comes Bob!..... lol...Nice limerick Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 10:43:00 AM

ha ha ha Yes I wonder how many marriages when could have maybe 7 so she has a different man for each day of the week lol:-) I'd heard of polygamy but not the term 'polyandrous' hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 8/2/2017 9:25:00 AM

Probably more complex for Bill and Ben than for Polly;-) I be grinning from year to year:-0! I guess I'd call Polly a "stacker."//She has a front man and a backer//A lascivious bird.//Oft utters the words//"Polly want a whacker!"

Michael Tor
Date: 8/3/2017 1:23:00 PM

lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 10:42:00 AM

Ha ha Ha John you are a master at limerick responses:-) hugs jan xx

Julia Ward

Date: 8/2/2017 8:56:00 AM

Must be a different Polly. The last I looked she was big in local government, and then became a war heroine - see my "Polly's War", dated today and posted a while before yours.

Lin Lane

Date: 8/2/2017 7:16:00 AM

Maybe Polly was the old bird who pulled out in front of your car yesterday. She might have been in a hurry to get to hubby #2. lol Great limmies, Jan.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/2/2017 4:20:00 PM

You're welcome, Jan I don't care if she's blocked me, changed her original comment or anything else. She's always picking on you and there's no reason for her to do that.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 4:13:00 PM

Well said Lin but you are fighting a losing battle as I see your comment has been deleted and you have been blocked and the original comment that was made has now been added to, but thanks for looking out for me:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 8/2/2017 2:48:00 PM

You can delete my response to you under your comment, Julia, but I'll type it here. As I stated in my FIRST reply to you, not everyone wants to read your poetry. I don't because for whatever reason you've blocked me. You block Jan when it's to your liking. Jan's limerick is founded on the word, 'polyandrous' so using a name with the letter "P" is most befitting. There's no significance as to who posted a poem using the name Polly first, second or tenth, and I've never understood why you're so contentious.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/2/2017 2:07:00 PM

Jan you missed? LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 7:18:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha Lin that sure made me LOL and as you know I needed a laugh today:-(Yes maybe she was on her way between the houses to new hubby number three loll - that old bird sure was driving like a maniac maybe she is a sex maniac lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Hughes

Date: 8/2/2017 6:42:00 AM

Super Jan! So I guess her game is Polly-gamy

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 6:45:00 AM

LOL Mark i was actually looking at Polygamy and discovered that Polyandrous was the word for a woman with more than one husband and the poem was created lol:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/2/2017 6:40:00 AM

You have such a way with words, those that put my mind in awe! I really enjoyed reading your funny poems this morning! You bring a smile every time you post a limerick for me to read! I loved these two, they were quite funny! Great Work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 6:44:00 AM

Hi was looking up 'polygamy' and found polyandrous was about a woman having more than one hubby and that inspired the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 8/2/2017 6:38:00 AM

LOL Funny Jan. Thanks for the laugh :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2017 6:43:00 AM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs jan xx