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Polyandrous Polly

Polly married two different men
One called Bill and the other was Ben
She lived in two houses
With each of her spouses
Polly said she would marry again!

Polly has her eye set on a third -
She is a polyandrous old bird
She just loves having sex
Her life’s rather complex
Polly’s love life is rather absurd!

08-02-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Dan Cwiak Date: 8/4/2017 3:51:00 AM Polly Wolly must doodle all the day.....lol (HUGS) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2017 3:56:00 AM Ha Ha Ha yes and she really likes 'doh dahs' too and is on the look out for a husband for each day of the week lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor Date: 8/3/2017 1:22:00 PM lol!!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2017 3:39:00 PM Glad it made you smile Michael:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 8/3/2017 10:36:00 AM With three men, She should change her name to Trolly for more than one reason! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM ha ha ha or bike :-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/3/2017 9:54:00 AM Polly is preposterous! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM she sure is Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior Date: 8/3/2017 8:56:00 AM Ohh! good golly Mrs. Polly...she feeling rather jolly lol...great one Jan...^WW^ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2017 10:38:00 AM lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 8/2/2017 3:57:00 PM Seeing the title I just knew the Polly Poop would be flying. Such agony and disappointment, alas... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 4:22:00 PM I'm so sorry to disappoint Charlie no poop in this particular poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 8/2/2017 3:16:00 PM what a roller-coaster spree this polly lives, lol, jan...i can imagine this being played out in saturday night live.... huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 4:20:00 PM LOL Nette I have one hubby and that is enough perish the thought of having multiple hubbies you would have to call them all 'darling' so as not to say the wrong name lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 8/2/2017 2:20:00 PM Hi Jan, This is hilarious. How do you up with such funny limericks? :-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 2:34:00 PM I heard the word 'polygamy' on the radio and then came across the word polyandrous and woosh the poem stemmed from there lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/2/2017 2:08:00 PM This is hilarious, I'd only want 1 wife, getting nagged in triplicate just doesn't seem all that appealing!!! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 2:11:00 PM Careful Arthur she's on the lookout for hubby 4 as Polly wants one for every day of the week lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/2/2017 1:47:00 PM - A busy lady ... :))) ... she stays forever young :))) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 2:31:00 PM how on earth can that happen Anne Lise - buried twice that is outrageous!:-( hugs jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/2/2017 2:12:00 PM - Sorry for your friend, Jan - So sad :( - By mistake, my friend was buried twice the same day - Shocking and terrible for husband and daughter - Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 1:57:00 PM lol Anne Lise I think she has number four lined up too:) I needed a giggle when I wrote this - we have now lost another dear friend to cancer and I have yet another funeral to attend that's 3 in 3 weeks:-(:-( hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 8/2/2017 12:05:00 PM Oh, well not everybody could be Polly with so many husbands to balance in her life.. I would be afraid of a black eye when one of them finds out and flairs up with jealousy.. I had read your 2 pair of shoes.. I remember the really life story you wrote of the two boys.. did you read " He Stole My Innocence' a true story of two sisters , but a little of myself, but was not going to say... Hugs ~* Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 12:09:00 PM Thanks Eve I think in some cultures it is acceptable for people to have more than one husband - one is enough for me! I read your poem I can't comment on any of them for Richard's contest is too painful and i won't be reading any more:-(

Tim Smith Date: 8/2/2017 10:55:00 AM Polly pobbly has a problem...Good Luck in the contest Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 11:02:00 AM LOL Tim and it is NOT for the contest, its not inspired by it merely a play on words. If i used Dolly or Molly wouldn't make sense:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 8/2/2017 10:42:00 AM I think a foursome is in order.... here comes Bob!..... lol...Nice limerick Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 10:43:00 AM ha ha ha Yes I wonder how many marriages when could have maybe 7 so she has a different man for each day of the week lol:-) I'd heard of polygamy but not the term 'polyandrous' hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/2/2017 9:25:00 AM Probably more complex for Bill and Ben than for Polly;-) I be grinning from year to year:-0! I guess I'd call Polly a "stacker."//She has a front man and a backer//A lascivious bird.//Oft utters the words//"Polly want a whacker!" Login to Reply Michael Tor Date: 8/3/2017 1:23:00 PM lol! Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 10:42:00 AM Ha ha Ha John you are a master at limerick responses:-) hugs jan xx

Julia Ward Date: 8/2/2017 8:56:00 AM Must be a different Polly. The last I looked she was big in local government, and then became a war heroine - see my "Polly's War", dated today and posted a while before yours. Login to Reply

Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2017 7:16:00 AM Maybe Polly was the old bird who pulled out in front of your car yesterday. She might have been in a hurry to get to hubby #2. lol Great limmies, Jan. Login to Reply Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2017 4:20:00 PM You're welcome, Jan I don't care if she's blocked me, changed her original comment or anything else. She's always picking on you and there's no reason for her to do that. Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 4:13:00 PM Well said Lin but you are fighting a losing battle as I see your comment has been deleted and you have been blocked and the original comment that was made has now been added to, but thanks for looking out for me:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane Date: 8/2/2017 2:48:00 PM You can delete my response to you under your comment, Julia, but I'll type it here. As I stated in my FIRST reply to you, not everyone wants to read your poetry. I don't because for whatever reason you've blocked me. You block Jan when it's to your liking. Jan's limerick is founded on the word, 'polyandrous' so using a name with the letter "P" is most befitting. There's no significance as to who posted a poem using the name Polly first, second or tenth, and I've never understood why you're so contentious. Arthur Vaso Date: 8/2/2017 2:07:00 PM Jan you missed? LOL Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 7:18:00 AM Ha Ha Ha Lin that sure made me LOL and as you know I needed a laugh today:-(Yes maybe she was on her way between the houses to new hubby number three loll - that old bird sure was driving like a maniac maybe she is a sex maniac lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Hughes Date: 8/2/2017 6:42:00 AM Super Jan! So I guess her game is Polly-gamy Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 6:45:00 AM LOL Mark i was actually looking at Polygamy and discovered that Polyandrous was the word for a woman with more than one husband and the poem was created lol:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 8/2/2017 6:40:00 AM You have such a way with words, those that put my mind in awe! I really enjoyed reading your funny poems this morning! You bring a smile every time you post a limerick for me to read! I loved these two, they were quite funny! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 6:44:00 AM Hi was looking up 'polygamy' and found polyandrous was about a woman having more than one hubby and that inspired the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 8/2/2017 6:38:00 AM LOL Funny Jan. Thanks for the laugh :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2017 6:43:00 AM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs jan xx