Poetry Police

by: Poet destroyer I investigated many poems today Friendly people on this (Love Boat) Everybody different in their own way The evidence I found is hidden in every poetry line Mysteriously, one poet comes from (Fantasy Island) I am filing charges on the lady Who welcomes you to the soup Leaves you a comment, without reading your identity Today I read a report on the supernatural. Billies demons vs' (Charlies Angels.) Investigating a woman who poets you advise, gee's how nice I will give her a ticket, for making me feel guilty as can be How about the clown who does not wear a rubber nose. He puts on a show with his pen and paper (THAT IS TALENT) He is using his ego another way He makes us laugh, with one whip of his Belt I will not release the name on the depressing poem I read For her, I will stop traffic, and move everyone out of her rain Her words made my heart bleed A warrant goes out to the girl who used too much imagination. I actually got to see tongues to tongue vividly. I will never ticket the poet queen Murder she wrote and got away, I do not know who is the John Doe I found today. I will be reading his poetry file. To make sure, he is not misleading this investigation. I also confiscated an old antique or two Unique skills found in their retired war shoes I did my undercover work on a serial killer case on the soup. That is one report I did not want to picture I hope the writer will bargain for a life sentence In a paradise so Green. I will soon end my file, and turn in my report about Big Foot After I arrest them ladies who write about butterflies It is against the law to lead us on a goose chase We are nowhere near (A highway to heaven) I have to go join a (S.W.A.T.) team. To raid the aliens who invade (The little house on the prairie) I call this group the (A team) You know A-liens team who you are. Someone just posted bail For the girl who blinded us all She wore her neon converse a straight ticket to jail I am on a manhunt locating a molester Every time she is spotted in a pick out line She comes back and deletes her trade Erasing her only profile, just to edit all over again This coming from a crooked cop, (Magnum)P D Reporting live on the poetry soup