Poetry Police

by: Poet destroyer 

I investigated many poems today
Friendly people on this (Love Boat)
Everybody different in their own way
The evidence I found is hidden in every poetry line
Mysteriously, one poet comes from (Fantasy Island)

I am filing charges on the lady
Who welcomes you to the soup
Leaves you a comment, without reading your identity

Today I read a report on the supernatural.
Billies demons  vs' (Charlies Angels.)

Investigating a woman who poets you advise, gee's how nice
I will give her a ticket, for making me feel guilty as can be

How about the clown who does not wear a rubber nose.
He puts on a show with his pen and paper (THAT IS TALENT)
He is using his ego another way
He makes us laugh, with one whip of his Belt

I will not release the name on the depressing poem I read
For her, I will stop traffic, and move everyone out of her rain
Her words made my heart bleed

A warrant goes out to the girl who used too much imagination.
I actually got to see tongues to tongue vividly.

I will never ticket the poet queen
Murder she wrote and got away,

I do not know who is the John Doe I found today.
I will be reading his poetry file.
To make sure, he is not misleading this investigation.

I also confiscated an old antique or two
Unique skills found in their retired war shoes

I did my undercover work on a serial killer case on the soup.
That is one report I did not want to picture
I hope the writer will bargain for a life sentence 
In a paradise so Green.

I will soon end my file, and turn in my report about Big Foot
After I arrest them ladies who write about butterflies
It is against the law to lead us on a goose chase
We are nowhere near (A highway to heaven)

I have to go join a (S.W.A.T.) team.
To raid the aliens who invade (The little house on the prairie)
I call this group the (A team)
 You know A-liens team who you are.
 
Someone just posted bail
For the girl who blinded us all
She wore her neon converse a straight ticket to jail

I am on a manhunt locating a molester
Every time she is spotted in a pick out line
She comes back and deletes her trade
Erasing her only profile, just to edit all over again

This coming from a crooked cop, (Magnum)P D
Reporting live on the poetry soup

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 10/9/2016 7:08:00 PM
A cool, poetic trip down Nickelodeon memory lane, PD. Your early work was very original and funny. You poems are easy like Sunday morning on my eyes. Ty for the poetic relief. Love your work, from your latest biggest fan. Where do I sign up to officially join the ranks. Keep on loving and living, sharing and giving, my dear. Love always.
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Date: 4/6/2015 9:06:00 AM
Very clever and entertaining, Linda! You can investigate me anytime:) // paul
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Date: 3/24/2015 3:21:00 AM
This is so awesome! Lol. I love this. This only deserves 7X7. Your pen is a cop for sure.
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Date: 1/4/2015 6:50:00 PM
I love how you put the names of shows in your write. Very enjoyable. LOL Thank you. Well done Linda. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
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Date: 9/10/2014 8:27:00 PM
not here either. And don't try to distract me. I am on a mission.
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Date: 9/23/2013 5:39:00 PM
Hi Linda. This is creative, fun, imaginative, silly, crazy and humorous. Poetry soup better watch out with you on the case. LOL good job
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Date: 9/16/2013 3:33:00 PM
Nice.
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Date: 9/15/2013 12:13:00 PM
We've got to turn this over to the military!
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Date: 8/16/2013 7:46:00 PM
Great fun to read! I couldn't pass up the title. However, now I want to know who these denizens are, or were. The poem has that collage quality that I do enjoy in your writing. Good stuff... Jack
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Date: 5/1/2013 3:29:00 PM
Very touching humour, you make a great cop poet, and nice to know you're not crooked. I see you were not in a laughing mood earlier,hope thats changed, I'm posting a new one later, just hope I don't get arrested for it. Take care, Richard
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Date: 4/22/2013 10:07:00 PM
I like the part about the depressing poem. Heheh. Stuck out to me, I dunno why. Anyhow, quite a funny one. So talented you are. Always, Laura
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Date: 3/6/2013 3:19:00 PM
I love this,,,,, so glad I went way back ,,,, I'm glad you liked my Illusion poem, took me like 3 hours to write ;}
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Date: 12/19/2012 1:55:00 PM
lol your funny n smart
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Date: 12/11/2012 9:38:00 AM
this is clever PD, very clever, i must admit, when one begins to read you, one cannot but admire you, and becomes respectful of your poetry...
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Date: 12/6/2012 10:05:00 AM
Dear Linda, I have read this before but do not know why I did not comment. A very interesting profile of the unsubs. LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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Date: 2/1/2013 3:07:00 PM
Dear Linda, Congratulations on YOUR featured POEM "POETRY Police" LOVE...Harry
Date: 10/23/2012 7:56:00 AM
Reading this all over had kept me smiling for couple of minutes. I never thought you were also a great police aside from a great poetess my dearest sisie-pooh, PD! love lots, LG
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Date: 8/4/2012 1:10:00 PM
lol, I always love your sense of humour, PD
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Date: 7/5/2012 8:40:00 PM
something funny to tell you. I'll go to soupmail
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Date: 5/30/2011 9:05:00 AM
I like your intelligent sense of humor.
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Date: 12/23/2010 9:09:00 AM
very creative. john
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Date: 11/11/2010 10:48:00 AM
coming back her to say hi! looking forward to your next police report pd :) enjoyed reading this as much as I did the first time around ;) see you around! ttyl
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Date: 9/4/2010 7:55:00 AM
chuckled throughout! PD! jimbo
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Date: 8/19/2010 6:57:00 PM
Wonderful! And Congrats ^.^ thank you for taking the time to read my poems too
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Date: 8/19/2010 6:03:00 PM
great job my friend and congrats on being featured
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Date: 8/17/2010 12:41:00 PM
Reporting live on the poetry soup that was nice, i saw n heard the bulletin...congratulations for your feaure....
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