Poetic License

What makes a story a poem
A paragraph a verse
I trust I'll find the answer
Before I'm in my hearse

But if you are the man, Sir
Who can provide the answer
Tell me when it happened
That a verse became a stanza

But if you are a poet
Then you will surely know it
For all your lines will rhyme
Except for when they don't

Now I've just confused myself
By using that word 'don't'
Cos I can't find a single word
That rhymes, so I wont

You see, I'm quite prepared to gamble
That when one takes a lonesome amble
And you're a poet it's allowed
To be described as 'as a cloud'

It's like I'm mounted 'pon a horse
And wouldn't you just know it
My steed has trod a wayward course
That's fodder for a poet

But of late the world of art
Has been blown open wide
It seems that art can be a cow
... In formaldehyde

But poems are a different art
And surely even me
Can speak a little jauntily
And call it poetry

So here I sit with pen in hand
The pen is metaphorical
I'm gonna type my poem now
And it shall be historical

A classic of the genre
My ode shall be Imperical
But seasoned poets may proclaim
My efforts are hysterical

By lamplight lit, my ode was writ
Yet no man cared a lot for it
Pen raised, indignantly I hissed
Then I shall write...

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                                                             5 November 2018
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Bartley Avatar
July 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Love the ending! Fantastically written.
Flood Avatar
July 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Thank you, Benjamin. One of my earliest posts on the Soup…glad you enjoyed. Terry
Allison Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 3:27 PM
What wonderful witty words Terry, you sure made me smile with your clever rhyme .. the stanza about the cow and formaldihide was sheer genius:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
November 13, 2018 at 4:53 PM
Thanks Jan, I have a bit of a thing about the Turner Prize and some of the (in my opinion) oddball stuff that passes for art.
Gauthier Avatar
November 12, 2018 at 6:33 PM
Congrats on your win, Terry. Well done.
Flood Avatar
November 12, 2018 at 7:20 PM
A sixth placing was more than I hoped for as it was a tongue in cheek entry and I didn’t anticipate a place at all. So, thanks for your congrats.
Lawless Avatar
November 11, 2018 at 7:36 PM
Terry, I found this to be a somewhat bizarre yet entertaining take on the theme. Thanks for participating in the contest.
Flood Avatar
November 12, 2018 at 1:38 AM
Bizarre... Me? Never. Oh well, I guess that’s what happens when you’re born with your tongue in your cheek.
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