Playful Troll Society


My Hubby enjoys the Troll Society, in the basement, way too much.
Now I find he enjoys chasing me around everywhere with a club. 
And that’s not my greatest romantic play-acting dream, you see.
If he ever catches me, there’ll be trouble in this house. Yes! Yes! Yes!

The other day as he sprinted forth, he dropped his mighty club.
Now he’s got a broken toe, that’s slowed him down, Thank God.
He doesn’t seem to understand that Trolls don’t equate love.

They are just not great at attracting many girls, I definately say.
Instead, they tend to chase them around, until they’ve all run away.
Wrestling with them in the basement is OK to play, but…

I want my OLD romance back NOW, as quickly as can be…
For, you see, the other playfulness was really great with me.
For this is really not the playful spark that I expected to see.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Goff Avatar
October 20, 2012 at 8:14 PM
PTS...a new activity i was not aware of! Cheers to your hubby! Jimbo
Ellison Avatar
September 14, 2012 at 4:28 PM
You have no idea what you've started my dear Carol... going to make a pest of myself cause your stuff is magical... love and warm thoughts, Jack xox
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August 25, 2012 at 12:09 PM
This is hilarious! I really enjoyed reading a few of your poems today! :D Keep up the wonderful work! Always, Laura
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