Piecing Together Harris Kuritsky Tattered Family Tree

Piecing together Harris/ Kuritsky tattered family tree (Betsy Ross would beam at unflagging effort) Ah, here all along yours truly thought himself an abductee, and/or zoologically linkedin with chimpanzee, hence imagine my disappointment flipping laminated pages ye ja undertook undoubtedly painstaking effort, plus wireless subcommittee stitched together plain to see helpful input thank you Amelie, plus unnamed, undaunted, and informed cousins contributing to digging into archives to help free some unanswered nagging questions only to generate others re: garding ahem little feet legs skinny as spaghetti this haint no phallus si¿ lodged within me noggin, which effort crudely analogous fitting prosthetic to amputee, who understandably loosing limb, would find her/him screaming like banshee, which one with diminished hearing might sound like suite (sweet) firebird stung explaining flight of bumblebee nonetheless, the bundled, compiled, and detailed genealogy courtesy eldest sister prithee perhaps inspire "FAKE" trumpeted voluminous tome twee starring pooch donning windblown heir spade fur - or sporting canine toupee with apt title regarding petsmart bonafide muttering dog gone pedigree hump backed es in heat making whoopie would become best selling fiction, whereby Hollywood might come calling of course anonymous actors/actresses, or training one or another Arctic monkey, where production costs totally tubular less money versus famous Homo thespians portraying long gone i.e. bissell mishuga characterizing deceased exhumed (figuratively) ghosts might be (like...y'know...really) eerie yet, a possible windfall after signed contract once all parties privy to dramatize ancestors unilaterally abide and agree this unsolicited barkback feedback countless many shindigs witnessed predictable yours truly absentee soul (and sole) brother pulling no shows claiming lame excuse ah betcha I inherited emotional uncoupling generations ago dirt poor peon, perhaps unwitting creator of peanut butter and jelly.