Pie To Die For

I once ate an entire pecan pie,
I didn’t save a piece for you, I didn’t even try.

It was the kind with pecans in a design across the top,
Once I started in on it, it seemed I could not stop.

The custard in the center had a taste of sweet aged bourbon,
The flaky crust around it held it tight just like a turban.

But the thing about this pie that would not let me budge,
Was a very thin perfect layer of gooey chocolate fudge.

I’m not sure just who it was that first conceived of this kind of pie,
But if you eat an entire one there’s a good chance that you could die.

So I pledge to help protect you from your possible demise,
I volunteer right here and now to eat all future pecan pies.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 8/15/2011 1:03:00 PM
This is too cute Tony. I make Pecan pies that my family swears are sinful. (not sure if that's a compliment or not) But they are very rich and if you aren't carefuyl you can make yourself sick on them. Loved this. God Bless, JB
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Date: 8/15/2011 1:01:00 PM
oh my to die in a slice of pie.....enjoyed the thoughts of eating it at least. could you come over and eat some of the other stuff that is killing me? Like pickles and fried chicken?
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Date: 8/15/2011 9:29:00 AM
good choice of pie, I so love pecan pie as well. good write as well
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Date: 8/15/2011 6:53:00 AM
witty write Tony... very funny.....thanks for sharing.....smiles....Chiquita
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