Pick Another Dilly

Moon dancing in Trafalgar Square
When pigeon poop* soared through the air
It splattered around
Without touching ground
But no one had a facemask spare . . . . 


*aka London hairspray
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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George Avatar
December 4, 2021 at 6:08 PM
Only when the poop lands on our body with a 'slosh', we look up to see the culprit !
Laurie Avatar
November 17, 2021 at 3:49 PM
Hello Rico ... there must be a competition between seagulls and pigeons to find who's aim is better - thank you Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
November 18, 2021 at 10:15 AM
Pigeon poop causes the most damage but seagull poop can overwhelm a skunk, so best to dodge both! Aloha!
Roper Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 4:33 PM
good one, they are very notorious for pooping and not caring where it lands.
Leffanta Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 9:59 AM
Actually, the love to pretend they are dive bombers and aim carefully for hairdos!
Bauer Avatar
November 11, 2021 at 2:55 PM
brilliant title and an absolutely hilarious poem, rico! glad i didn't miss this one...
Leffanta Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:08 AM
And I am glad you missed the pigeon poop! Aloha!
Jones Avatar
November 11, 2021 at 12:44 PM
Fun write.
Leffanta Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:44 AM
Thank you for reading and commenting, Karen! Aloha!
Wolf Avatar
November 11, 2021 at 10:49 AM
Whew! Sure glad you wrote pic-a-dilly i/o pickaninny!! Wouldn't want you to have to contend with the 'morality police.' lol.
Leffanta Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:51 AM
75 or more years ago, I wrote Walt Disney to suggest he make the novel, "Thunder Cave" into a yuletide movie. He replied to the effect that pickaninnies were not a good investment in the USA. I was surprised, as I thought children tryiing to find their parents was a good story . . . .
Hankins Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 9:25 AM
(chuckling) gw, now you probably will!
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