Pick a Pear

I went to the orchard to pick a pear.
I picked another so I’d have a pair.
But now their skins I’d have to pare.

One was all I had gone there for
but soon I had a basket with four.
For room, I moved them to the fore.

It got late and I had quite the load.
The hens roosted and the cattle lowed.
As I was leaving, I hit the Mother lode!

Well, now I had enough pears to sell.
Maybe I could even have a pear sale
or send them overseas by para sail.

Okay, I’m finished with my tall tale.
Oh, and about your day, please do tell!
I’m outta here – I’m draggin’ my tail.

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Date: 10/12/2022 12:43:00 PM
This poem is so lighthearted and enjoyable. I love the way you weave your rhymes into wordplays. It is very clever and imaginative. Well done, my friend!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/13/2022 7:10:00 AM
Thanks you Thomas!
Date: 10/8/2022 4:35:00 PM
What a treat! You poem was creative genius, Linda. I enjoyed the way you used the different words with the same sounds for each verse. Outstanding and a FAV for me. Thanks for sharing your intriguing poetry with us, my friend. Hugs, Bill
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/8/2022 5:12:00 PM
You are so kind Bill. Thanks for the positivity and for the fav! Have a great rest of the weekend. :) Linda
Date: 10/8/2022 2:12:00 PM
what a fun poem, linda! i enjoyed...
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/8/2022 5:11:00 PM
So glad you enjoyed this Ilene. L) hugs
Date: 10/8/2022 10:37:00 AM
Well, pears and sharp cheddar cheese do "pair" well with a nice semi-sec white wine. BOL in the contest, Linda.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/8/2022 5:11:00 PM
Indeed. Sounds good right now. :) Thanks for stopping by and commenting Jim.
Date: 10/8/2022 10:21:00 AM
Intelligent and humorous. Well done. Best for a win.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/8/2022 10:28:00 AM
Thanks for your kind words Victor. :) hugs, Linda
Date: 10/8/2022 8:19:00 AM
This is so clever, cute, and creative. I'd say this will be a top contender in the contest!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 10/8/2022 10:28:00 AM
Thanks for the positive comments Milt. This was fun to write. :)
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