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PHARTS ARE PHUNNY
I accidently let one loose
it killed two skunks and stunned a moose
wafted slowly in the glen
to shock the staggering moose again
Honestly, I didn’t know
I accidently let it go
until the bubbles rose and burst
and choking swimmers loudly cursed
I squeezed it out, silently dulcet
it hit the preacher in the pulpit
after singing a muffled hymn
they turned and shouted….”It was him!”
these emanations quite diffuse
the facts from which I now deduce
I ride alone in the caboose
because….
I accidently let one loose….
©7/7/2018
for I Accidentally Let One Loose Poetry Contest
Copyright © John Lawless | Year Posted 2018
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