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PHARTS ARE PHUNNY

I accidently let one loose it killed two skunks and stunned a moose wafted slowly in the glen to shock the staggering moose again Honestly, I didn’t know I accidently let it go until the bubbles rose and burst and choking swimmers loudly cursed I squeezed it out, silently dulcet it hit the preacher in the pulpit after singing a muffled hymn they turned and shouted….”It was him!” these emanations quite diffuse the facts from which I now deduce I ride alone in the caboose because…. I accidently let one loose…. ©7/7/2018 for I Accidentally Let One Loose Poetry Contest

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Date: 8/3/2018 12:13:00 PM
Very funny. Congrats.
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Date: 7/30/2018 7:09:00 PM
Brilliant John … had me giggling right through. Well done John - Lindsay
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Date: 7/23/2018 8:16:00 AM
Congratulations John :)
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Date: 7/23/2018 2:50:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed the read so much, I could smell it. Many wishes, Kai
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Date: 7/23/2018 12:11:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Well written and funny! :)
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Date: 7/22/2018 12:14:00 PM
Still laughing! Congratulations on your awesome win! Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/22/2018 11:56:00 AM
So funny John, congrats :)
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Date: 7/22/2018 7:20:00 AM
dropping back with my congrats John, makes me wish I'd done a farty poem along with everyone else :-) hugs Jan xx
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John Lawless
Date: 7/22/2018 11:40:00 AM
Hey Jan, I think you doing the variation you did was perfect.
Date: 7/22/2018 6:45:00 AM
Fabulous flatulence! Congrats on your win :)) xomo!
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John Lawless
Date: 7/22/2018 11:42:00 AM
no matter where you cut 'em....pharts are phunny....
Date: 7/22/2018 6:19:00 AM
John, I loved this...Congratulations on your win in my contest...All the best Charlie
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John Lawless
Date: 7/22/2018 11:43:00 AM
Thanks for the chance to air this one out Charles
Date: 7/8/2018 5:07:00 PM
GREAT stinky poem, John. I wrote one too, just not posted yet. Love yours.
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Date: 7/8/2018 12:40:00 PM
Stinks oh so good, John.. your stinker is a winner!
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Date: 7/8/2018 6:38:00 AM
Haha, great. Always blame the other guy
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Date: 7/7/2018 5:47:00 PM
a fabulous farty poem John lol:-) hugs jan xx
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